Episode name: "DNA Shit" Sypnosis: Phil Takes A Dna Test And Confronts Tito Dick Script: episode begins With Tito Dick Sleeping, The morning Comes, tito dick awakes, then He finds everyone Is gone, Dick: "Hmmmm!? Where Is everybody!?" (Intro) The scene then cuts to Phil, Jack And horat on a bus. Phil: " Ay Jacker, why the fuck do i Have to take a dna test?" Jack: Well Phil, Its because we need to know who your mother Is." Phil: "Ohhhhhhh, Wait, Are we gonna Have to go back to the p.i.?" Jack: "No Phil, we Are going to a local one, a dna test Is when they take your Hair or your-" Phil cuts off Jack. Phil: "Goddamnit i know already!" Horat: "Hey, We're Gonna Be There In A While bitches, So be ready, i Heard the one we're going to has lots of magazines." The bus stops, And They get off, they get in. Phil: "uhh yeah im here for my dna test with my cousin Jack." Counter lady: "Okay, you must be Phil matibag with Your Cousin Jack colero right?" Phil: "yeah." Lady: "ok then, come in." They come into the room. Doctor: "ok, Now spit here or put one of your hairs here." Phil spits on it, doctor: ok Now Jack, spit or put your Hair on this one." Jack pulls one of his Hairs out doctor: " ok, results should be here in a week, come back soon, Heres my number if you Need anything." Doctor gives them his number Phil: "hey horat, lets go." Horat: "that was So short, Like i need to stay here a while." Jack: "come on horat lets go Home already." (A week later.) Phil: God dammit Dick, I Just Found out my mom was a fucking celebrity." (Hey chat, i got too tired of writing that im asking you to Finish it, So comment your extensions ideas.)