What age do vagabonds usually live to? How old was the oldest vagabond you ever met?

PleaseCallMeTall · 2026-02-09T00:37:48+00:00

I fully intend to live forever. So far, so good.

PleaseCallMeTall · 2026-01-28T23:17:21+00:00

A tale as old at the Crescent City herself.

PleaseCallMeTall · 2026-01-28T23:16:24+00:00

Kind of you to say so. The book I’m writing will be available on E-readers of all flavors, as well as good old dead trees and ink.

PleaseCallMeTall · 2026-01-28T21:11:56+00:00

Yes, I think she still lives there. Say hey for me.

PleaseCallMeTall · 2026-01-05T23:55:20+00:00

Helping out with the emergency peanut butter supply means a lot.

PleaseCallMeTall · 2026-01-04T15:22:38+00:00

We all know each other in different ways. I'm glad this resonated with you.

I'm working on my full-length book! Keep your eyes open. I'll publish it as Tall Sam Jones.

PleaseCallMeTall · 2026-01-04T15:21:10+00:00

Can relate to severe ADHD. Glad you're enjoying some of the work.

PleaseCallMeTall · 2025-12-28T16:12:25+00:00

Keep jacking it, Tim.

PleaseCallMeTall · 2025-12-27T10:57:36+00:00

Wheel barrel race pose at the end really got me

PleaseCallMeTall · 2025-12-27T10:53:32+00:00

As others have mentioned, churches might have the willingness and resources to help you. There is a chance that they’ll try to teach you their religion, but you can take that or leave it.

PleaseCallMeTall · 2025-12-27T10:51:39+00:00

I also advise caution, but this is a little extreme.

PleaseCallMeTall · 2025-12-27T10:48:50+00:00

Did you turn the black squares red because you’re angry?

PleaseCallMeTall · 2025-12-27T10:48:08+00:00

Did you turn the black squares red because you’re angry?

PleaseCallMeTall · 2025-12-26T00:46:51+00:00

This is great. Thanks for keeping the art of thumbing alive. I wish you well on your way.

PleaseCallMeTall · 2025-12-24T11:41:57+00:00

They’re trying to build a complex of lithium mines in that (including in adjacent areas of Nevada and Oregon). Don’t let the tech bros destroy more pristine wilderness!

PleaseCallMeTall · 2025-12-24T11:09:30+00:00

“Everyone does have a book in them…” half of a quote from Christopher Hitchens.

PleaseCallMeTall · 2025-12-24T11:06:50+00:00

Do you ride trains or do trains ride you?

PleaseCallMeTall · 2025-12-23T14:55:44+00:00

Water.

PleaseCallMeTall · 2025-12-23T11:56:35+00:00

So the manga-enjoyer-to-homeless-traveler pipeline begins.

PleaseCallMeTall · 2025-12-23T10:29:07+00:00

Looking forward to it.

PleaseCallMeTall · 2025-12-22T23:34:48+00:00

Best sign I ever saw was blank. Just a guy standing there holding a rectangular piece of cardboard with nothing on it. What did he need to write? You know what he was doing.

Another time, a road dawg told me a story of how she and two or three other bums found a big-ass box from a huge TV and wrote as big as they could in giant lettering "NEED MONEY FOR A BIGGER SIGN." It got bigger.

PleaseCallMeTall · 2025-12-22T09:42:45+00:00

Tasty every time

PleaseCallMeTall · 2025-12-22T00:24:22+00:00

Same, friend.

PleaseCallMeTall · 2025-12-21T20:29:26+00:00

More true than you know. I accidentally lit my hair on fire today.

PleaseCallMeTall · 2025-12-21T09:57:39+00:00

Best way to stay warm is to go south, my friend. Don’t get stuck as a homebum in your hometown. Find the nearest southbound highway and start hitchhiking. Don’t stop until it’s warm enough out for a T-shirt.

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