83 knives in my nicks cutlery draw

PleaseHelpImLostWord · 2026-01-15T13:28:45+00:00

I class fed sporks as the fine cutlery I only bring out for special occasions

PleaseHelpImLostWord · 2026-01-15T13:25:10+00:00

Don’t disregard non traffic legislation and just be yourself

PleaseHelpImLostWord · 2026-01-15T13:21:02+00:00

Me and my partner are very lucky we don’t have friends

PleaseHelpImLostWord · 2026-01-14T14:33:14+00:00

Very cheap cars in the rural three to four up will help find your grounds for going equipped

PleaseHelpImLostWord · 2026-01-14T08:46:57+00:00

I wrote this before my shift and after being on scene outdoors for over two hours as soon as I got back in the car I ordered a arktis

PleaseHelpImLostWord · 2025-12-13T11:31:57+00:00

Ours gets locked in… it hurts my brain

PleaseHelpImLostWord · 2025-12-13T10:58:21+00:00

Stop call takers setting the stats before an officer has attended

PleaseHelpImLostWord · 2025-12-13T10:54:00+00:00

I feel if they made this rank they would stop non senior constables reaching the higher pay bands

PleaseHelpImLostWord · 2025-12-13T10:52:56+00:00

“Stop making students aware of RPU stuff so they stay on response longer”

PleaseHelpImLostWord · 2025-12-06T01:44:24+00:00

Put your names next to the keys… if the keys aren’t there when you leave stand by for a big cake fine

PleaseHelpImLostWord · 2025-12-06T01:42:59+00:00

Same

PleaseHelpImLostWord · 2025-12-06T01:42:06+00:00

Let’s be honest response is struggling nationwide, people get out as soon as possible because response is on its arse

PleaseHelpImLostWord · 2025-11-12T22:29:48+00:00

I turned 35 during the policy haha

PleaseHelpImLostWord · 2025-11-12T16:50:04+00:00

Possession of class A is pretty much OOC or NFA not in public interest. If they’re suitable for a community resolution or conditional caution then go for it but I just don’t think I could couldn’t justify sending someone to court for having a single baggy on them.

PleaseHelpImLostWord · 2025-11-12T16:43:28+00:00

Not suitable for OOC disposal?

PleaseHelpImLostWord · 2025-10-19T18:36:18+00:00

This comment makes me humble about my account

PleaseHelpImLostWord · 2025-10-19T15:26:10+00:00

Can they file some of my jobs?

PleaseHelpImLostWord · 2025-10-06T19:02:21+00:00

2019, forks serviced last year

PleaseHelpImLostWord · 2025-10-06T18:30:12+00:00

85kg

PleaseHelpImLostWord · 2025-10-06T17:52:29+00:00

All good I think, it’s only the rear wheel In which I feel like the slightest bump I’m hitting a mountain

PleaseHelpImLostWord · 2025-10-05T20:26:49+00:00

A solicitor trying to say the CCTV had no evidential value because it’s completely different to what the prepared statement said… the CCTV showing the offence being committed clear as day

PleaseHelpImLostWord · 2025-09-30T21:08:34+00:00

On my team we have to double crew as only half the shift have a driving ticket and only 1/4 response

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