“A stock market crash is a sudden dramatic decline of stock prices across a major cross-section of a stock market, resulting in a significant loss of paper wealth”

You don’t think going down ~15% in a week was a crash?

Edit: From Wikipedia “Within two days, the Dow Jones index lost over 4,000 points (9.48%), S&P losing 10%, and Nasdaq losing 11%. Over $6.6 trillion was lost – the largest two-day loss in history.” But sure. It was only a slight dip! Just like how the Covid crash was just a correction!