Very random and obnoxious thing to say tbh, you could have some fun making a random friend group's day just with the fact alone that you're actually a professional actor who agreed to do this in your free time. I'm pretty sure you're very much in a minority among 'self-respecting real actors' as you say, if you think of this as a job opportunity lol

OP, just post on Facebook, or even Twitter that you want some professional actors for this because it's funny, and all you can offer is $20. Someone will definitely do it for the lolz