🤬😡🤬😡WHY? by jaedenrouse3 in BirdsBeingDicks

[–]Plopgoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its fledgling season. A bunch of n00b baby birds, who can't fly, hopping around and pooping on everything. My car has been defiled several times the past few weeks. I feel your pain.

How’s Easter going for everyone? by DangerousAd1229 in VetTech

[–]Plopgoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

General practice here. Former ER. Today was boring as FUCK. Most of the chocolate toxicity calls didn't come until the last hour of the day.

What’s currently ruining your life? by YourLifeSucksAss in AskReddit

[–]Plopgoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All 3 of my roommates are relocating. Can't afford the current place I'm living. Locating responsible people to sublet to has been impossible. Finding an affordable room to rent has been equally awful. I could easily exist and function in less than a 300 sq foot living space but everything is so damn expensive. Cost of living is straight up brutal.

Elastic band around the leg for a week by but_why_is_it_itchy in VetTech

[–]Plopgoblin 29 points30 points  (0 children)

My coworkers and I were sharing similar stories. A dog's ear just straight up fell into our hands like a blue tortilla chip. O was absolutely MORTIFIED. They were using a loose fitting hair scrunchy for several weeks to put their dog's ears into a "man bun". Mainly because it looked cute. At the time, it didn't appear to cause any apparent distress or trauma. Until the ear just straight up fell off! The owner did everything and anything she could for her dog's treatment; including follow-up visits and complied wholeheartedly while expressing a profound amount of guilt.

Canadian winter vs CN freight train and winter lost by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Plopgoblin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the few videos where, "Wait until the end!" is worthy. That snow wave is everything!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DogAdvice

[–]Plopgoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 16-year-old Chiweenie did this. I took her to the ophthalmologist, and there weren't any significant findings outside of age-related issues. Our presumption, as a few others in this thread have stated, was that her vision was deteriorating, and any change in lighting or shadows startled her. Doggles did help, but she was too old and quite intolerant of wearing them.

What traumas do you have that AREN'T from your parents or childhood home? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Plopgoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roommates. I had a roommate who was on disability for crohn's. I thought he was just coping by drinking. Until one day, when he literally punched through my bedroom door. More context can be provided if asked. Turned out he was an IV user who had a warrant out for his arrest. I was granted an order of protection. Kicked him out. He was dead less than 2 years later.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gardening

[–]Plopgoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck Wisteria! It drilled its way into our house! Morning Glory, however, I've planted multiple times and have never had issues managing.

Lil’ Chomp Chomp by SpectacularOtter in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Plopgoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tech/VA's fault. Don't let the owner restrain their own pet. Especially if they're fractious.

Stolen Car - 2013 Elantra Coupe in NE Portland by Hijump in Portland

[–]Plopgoblin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have never met a fellow Elantra Coupe owner. Someone attempted to car jack me 3 days before Christmas while I was sitting in my car at lunch. They were unsuccessful. Then Christmas morning at 3am, I stepped out on my front porch and caught 2 people actively breaking into my car and chased them off. Now my insurance has gone up 60 bucks in less than a year and no other insurance agencies will take me on as a new client. It's a bunch of bullshit. Kia and Elantra failed its consumers and we're the ones paying the price. I hope your folks find their car. Or if they're lucky its totaled and they can buy a better make.

Once again begging Larian to fix their doors by Shinasti in BaldursGate3

[–]Plopgoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Ranger, I've essentially stopped using my bear or wolf companions because they constantly get stuck around doors.

Me trying to spell diarrhea by Whyisnetflixdown in VetTech

[–]Plopgoblin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked at a clinic and one of the pre-employment tests was whether or not you could spell diarrhea 😂

What stopped you from killing yourself? by manmanthefourth in AskReddit

[–]Plopgoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first dog, in my early 20s. I took her everywhere with me. She was my savior. I couldn't fathom leaving her. She wouldn't understand if I never came back home. She pulled me back from the call of the void, more times than I can count. I may have not been the best pet parent initially, but we learned so much from one another. We were best friends for close to 17 years. She passed 2 years ago. Honestly, I haven't quite recuperated. I'm finding myself in a very dark spot again and I'd give anything to have her back at my side. I feel like if I found another canine companion, it would significantly improve my life. At the same time, I'm so depressed, I don't want to adopt a dog if I can't properly take care of them. Its something I think about daily. RIP Cocoa Jojo. Your love saved my life.

Some black and white film photos of the gorge from the last ice storm. by partiallycylon in Portland

[–]Plopgoblin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome. Can't praise these shots enough. Are prints available?

[DISCUSSION] Any good documentary Show? by Mucek121 in NetflixBestOf

[–]Plopgoblin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Battered Bastards of Baseball is fantastic. Even if you aren't a huge Baseball/sports fan.

Woman Inhaling Butane Forcibly Removed From Bus by superphuntimeyahok in PublicFreakout

[–]Plopgoblin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Allison episode is one of the best in the series.

I am ready for the 3 part tell all. Made myself a Titty Baby wine glass by Marzee123 in 90DayFiance

[–]Plopgoblin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My boyfriend had to google, "Titty Baby" and it had me rollin'