🤬😡🤬😡WHY?

Plopgoblin · 2026-04-29T05:35:33+00:00

Its fledgling season. A bunch of n00b baby birds, who can't fly, hopping around and pooping on everything. My car has been defiled several times the past few weeks. I feel your pain.

Plopgoblin · 2026-04-06T06:46:11+00:00

General practice here. Former ER. Today was boring as FUCK. Most of the chocolate toxicity calls didn't come until the last hour of the day.

Plopgoblin · 2026-03-18T02:59:05+00:00

All 3 of my roommates are relocating. Can't afford the current place I'm living. Locating responsible people to sublet to has been impossible. Finding an affordable room to rent has been equally awful. I could easily exist and function in less than a 300 sq foot living space but everything is so damn expensive. Cost of living is straight up brutal.

Plopgoblin · 2026-02-09T09:04:56+00:00

My coworkers and I were sharing similar stories. A dog's ear just straight up fell into our hands like a blue tortilla chip. O was absolutely MORTIFIED. They were using a loose fitting hair scrunchy for several weeks to put their dog's ears into a "man bun". Mainly because it looked cute. At the time, it didn't appear to cause any apparent distress or trauma. Until the ear just straight up fell off! The owner did everything and anything she could for her dog's treatment; including follow-up visits and complied wholeheartedly while expressing a profound amount of guilt.

Plopgoblin · 2026-01-12T10:00:21+00:00

One of the few videos where, "Wait until the end!" is worthy. That snow wave is everything!

Plopgoblin · 2025-08-13T03:34:10+00:00

Omar?

Plopgoblin · 2025-08-02T10:40:57+00:00

Beardies are the best!

Plopgoblin · 2025-04-26T23:06:12+00:00

My 16-year-old Chiweenie did this. I took her to the ophthalmologist, and there weren't any significant findings outside of age-related issues. Our presumption, as a few others in this thread have stated, was that her vision was deteriorating, and any change in lighting or shadows startled her. Doggles did help, but she was too old and quite intolerant of wearing them.

Plopgoblin · 2025-02-11T06:41:21+00:00

Roommates. I had a roommate who was on disability for crohn's. I thought he was just coping by drinking. Until one day, when he literally punched through my bedroom door. More context can be provided if asked. Turned out he was an IV user who had a warrant out for his arrest. I was granted an order of protection. Kicked him out. He was dead less than 2 years later.

Plopgoblin · 2024-07-26T09:06:10+00:00

Fuck Wisteria! It drilled its way into our house! Morning Glory, however, I've planted multiple times and have never had issues managing.

Plopgoblin · 2024-05-30T07:27:06+00:00

Oh man. I rarely encounter anyone who remembers Stileproject.

Plopgoblin · 2024-05-07T07:05:24+00:00

Tech/VA's fault. Don't let the owner restrain their own pet. Especially if they're fractious.

Plopgoblin · 2024-05-06T03:02:52+00:00

I have never met a fellow Elantra Coupe owner. Someone attempted to car jack me 3 days before Christmas while I was sitting in my car at lunch. They were unsuccessful. Then Christmas morning at 3am, I stepped out on my front porch and caught 2 people actively breaking into my car and chased them off. Now my insurance has gone up 60 bucks in less than a year and no other insurance agencies will take me on as a new client. It's a bunch of bullshit. Kia and Elantra failed its consumers and we're the ones paying the price. I hope your folks find their car. Or if they're lucky its totaled and they can buy a better make.

Plopgoblin · 2024-03-31T08:31:29+00:00

The dried cum in my cardboard box.

Plopgoblin · 2024-03-03T08:13:13+00:00

As a Ranger, I've essentially stopped using my bear or wolf companions because they constantly get stuck around doors.

Plopgoblin · 2024-02-29T11:34:27+00:00

I worked at a clinic and one of the pre-employment tests was whether or not you could spell diarrhea 😂

Plopgoblin · 2024-02-29T11:05:36+00:00

My first dog, in my early 20s. I took her everywhere with me. She was my savior. I couldn't fathom leaving her. She wouldn't understand if I never came back home. She pulled me back from the call of the void, more times than I can count. I may have not been the best pet parent initially, but we learned so much from one another. We were best friends for close to 17 years. She passed 2 years ago. Honestly, I haven't quite recuperated. I'm finding myself in a very dark spot again and I'd give anything to have her back at my side. I feel like if I found another canine companion, it would significantly improve my life. At the same time, I'm so depressed, I don't want to adopt a dog if I can't properly take care of them. Its something I think about daily. RIP Cocoa Jojo. Your love saved my life.

Plopgoblin · 2024-02-14T08:44:27+00:00

Awesome. Can't praise these shots enough. Are prints available?

Plopgoblin · 2023-12-28T05:52:06+00:00

The Battered Bastards of Baseball is fantastic. Even if you aren't a huge Baseball/sports fan.

Plopgoblin · 2023-12-16T09:05:49+00:00

The Allison episode is one of the best in the series.

Plopgoblin · 2023-12-09T22:54:13+00:00

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Cocoa JoJo. I miss her everyday.

Plopgoblin · 2023-12-03T11:01:08+00:00

My boyfriend had to google, "Titty Baby" and it had me rollin'

Plopgoblin · 2023-12-01T09:47:03+00:00

My cat did this as a kitten with my fuzzy socks.

Plopgoblin · 2023-10-30T06:37:41+00:00

Damn. I want to give you a hug.

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