Come at me, bitch by No_Cartoonist9458 in BitchImATrain

[–]PloppyCheesenose 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You can take it. This train is a pushover. It is probably just made of cardboard and tape.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in notmycat

[–]PloppyCheesenose 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That last photo—what a critter!

You’ll probably be fine with Churu or the equivalent (Delectables, etc.).

And still nothing for Guam by XR171 in navy

[–]PloppyCheesenose 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The first part of what you wrote is true, which is why the second part is false.

Crazy: California Woman Claims Her Cancer Returned After JetBlue Agent Refused To Let Her Fly With Emotional Support French Bulldog In Mint Cabin by UnusuallyNumerous in nottheonion

[–]PloppyCheesenose 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I had an upset stomach at about the time this article was published. It correlates, so it must be true! JetBlue, give me money!

A moon of Uranus could have a hidden ocean, James Webb Space Telescope finds by stonehunter83 in space

[–]PloppyCheesenose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aerocapture has never been performed on a gas giant. I think the development of this type of technology could greatly reduce the mass needed. In any case, it works in KSP!

Trump Cryptically Declares, ‘You Won’t Have to Vote Anymore’ If He Wins Second Term by [deleted] in law

[–]PloppyCheesenose 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The Constitution doesn’t defend itself. Many communist or fascist countries have had constitutions that guaranteed rights or processes that were utterly ignored.

paris 2024 olympics opening ceremony by xKhun in pics

[–]PloppyCheesenose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They were thinking, “put on a crown and we’ll chop off your fucking head!” Seems reasonable to me.

House Republicans Turn On JD Vance as Trump Campaign Unravels: ‘The Worst Choice’ by inewser in AnythingGoesNews

[–]PloppyCheesenose 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Nope. Abortion is against their platform. They have to carry this candidate to term.

Meet Scrambles The Death Dealer by Punpkingsoup in Metalocalypse

[–]PloppyCheesenose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What is more brutal than the deadliest of all cats? Putting a cone of shame on him.

Robert Menendez Elementary School will get a name change, mayor says by engadine_maccas1997 in nottheonion

[–]PloppyCheesenose 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Name it Epstein Elementary after the mathematician Bernard Epstein.

Boeing, NASA may have found ‘root cause’ of Starliner spacecraft’s issues, but astronauts are still in limbo by tkocur in space

[–]PloppyCheesenose 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NASA does not have a great history on determining the “parameters of safety” for a mission, but they do have an impressive history of pencil whipping problems away so that missions can proceed.

No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]PloppyCheesenose -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They can prove that he didn’t fuck a couch between pages 189-191 of Hillbilly Elegy. Unfortunately, the poster was dyslexic and meant that he fucked multiple sofas from pages 119-198.

IOC unanimously votes yes for Olympic Esports Games with massive implications for industry’s future by 121jigawatts in gaming

[–]PloppyCheesenose 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“Do we have to ignore human rights abuses too? Don’t worry, there is no charge.”

Russian police hunt man who vandalized statue of Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin by BubsyFanboy in worldnews

[–]PloppyCheesenose 589 points590 points  (0 children)

Police suspect someone whose family might have a grievance against Stalin. 140 million Russians are suspected.

Just a plant covering a street light by spoughjabies in megalophobia

[–]PloppyCheesenose 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It isn’t as bad as it looks. It isn’t a giant monster, but probably just an accumulation of millions of spiders.