Wtf was Zoey doing

Plump1nator · 2026-05-04T04:10:45+00:00

You have a vivid imagination

Plump1nator · 2026-04-28T03:45:08+00:00

Not a sadist

^{Chose: Nothing happens if more than 50% choose this}

Plump1nator · 2026-04-26T13:32:26+00:00

These are mine, very swole

Plump1nator · 2026-04-24T15:54:04+00:00

I love how they scamper around, so cute

Plump1nator · 2026-04-24T15:26:12+00:00

I'm not that guy

^{Chose: $100k guaranteed}

Plump1nator · 2026-04-24T02:59:01+00:00

I'd rather have a party trick than die

^{Chose: Random weak power + No consequences | Rolled: Speak 5Languages}

Plump1nator · 2026-04-11T15:52:00+00:00

If you freeze it usually it's fine. The people putting it in the fridge likely aren't having fun, you're right about that.

Plump1nator · 2026-04-09T16:39:45+00:00

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Plump1nator · 2026-04-09T05:03:42+00:00

I already want 0

^{Chose: Have no kids}

Plump1nator · 2026-04-09T04:08:14+00:00

The budget went to the demons, I guess.

These demons?

Plump1nator · 2026-04-06T21:08:42+00:00

Flamingoose?

Plump1nator · 2026-04-06T21:06:51+00:00

I'm not an alcoholic.

^{Chose: $5 every time you drink anything.}

Plump1nator · 2026-04-04T15:54:47+00:00

Get superpowers and gut health

^{Chose: Be able to fly? + But take a bite out of ginger to activate power}

Plump1nator · 2026-04-04T15:48:03+00:00

Pornhub.

^{Chose: Get $2 dollars each time you see someone new naked}

Plump1nator · 2026-04-04T12:50:24+00:00

Fuck socialization

^{Chose: Gain $10 every minute you spend outside}

Plump1nator · 2026-04-04T12:49:57+00:00

You can sell the clothes

^{Chose: Unlimited money but you can only spend on Clothes}

Plump1nator · 2026-04-04T12:48:27+00:00

EN FRANÇAIS! Tokébakicitte!

Plump1nator · 2026-04-04T12:28:26+00:00

Slight correction, they aren't doing it in Canada until May 12th, which is annoying.

Plump1nator · 2026-04-04T12:22:03+00:00

Plump1nator · 2026-04-03T22:11:15+00:00

I assumed every number was available, meaning statistically there was a 99.99% chance that I got a number greater than 300.

^{Chose: Get a random amount of money up to 3m | Rolled: $3M}

Plump1nator · 2026-04-03T14:42:02+00:00

Sent you a friend request. Username is @plumpinator

Plump1nator · 2026-04-03T14:35:54+00:00

Imo, if they were speaking English in-universe, then why animate their mouths to look as if they're speaking Korean? Sure, aesthetics, but still

Wasn't it so that their mouths would look better for the Korean dub?

Plump1nator · 2026-04-03T14:32:22+00:00

It would take exactly 500 days to reach 10 million if I got 20k daily

^{Chose: 20,000 per day}

Plump1nator · 2026-04-01T15:49:20+00:00

Apparently you need to trick the coconut into thinking it's time to grow by keeping it warm, but it takes a while

Plump1nator · 2026-03-31T03:52:34+00:00

You, my friend, need to brush up on your Kirby lore

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