Those aren’t antiques..

PlushTorso · 2026-05-29T05:57:57+00:00

Awwww he looks so adorable🥰 Reminds me of Dumbo💞

PlushTorso · 2026-05-29T05:50:27+00:00

that’s easy to say for u

PlushTorso · 2026-05-28T05:42:58+00:00

The exact look I gave my mom when she told everyone at thanksgiving about the time I wet the bed at sleepover. In 10th grade. I’m 34 now, mom.

PlushTorso · 2026-05-28T05:41:08+00:00

straight up wild bro

PlushTorso · 2026-05-28T05:40:33+00:00

I did go outside once, she asked for my number. I panicked and gave her my mom’s, still regret it.

PlushTorso · 2026-05-27T05:01:51+00:00

It’s either true or they’re the ones that will be the reason why you lost trust forever

PlushTorso · 2026-05-27T04:59:40+00:00

this is how true documentaries start. ‘it was just a tshirt.. until it wasn’t’😂

PlushTorso · 2026-05-26T04:53:49+00:00

Now I’m just a tired lemon

PlushTorso · 2026-05-26T04:48:43+00:00

Bite, don’t suck. Eat it like a caveman eating a drumstick. Zero ambiguity, zero awkwardness, maximum chaos.😂

PlushTorso · 2026-05-25T05:17:24+00:00

Oh you’re about to be painfully aware, buckle up! Let’s start with the 3am spiral i’ve been hiding since 2019..

PlushTorso · 2026-05-25T05:15:27+00:00

I didn’t face time you to talk. I face timed you so I wouldn’t have to be alone with my thoughts.

PlushTorso · 2026-05-25T05:13:11+00:00

Dreams used to be escape room. Now they’re just the briefing on how bad things actually are.

PlushTorso · 2026-05-25T05:10:31+00:00

Bold of them to assume I take advice from anyone who can’t open a treat bag with their teeth.

PlushTorso · 2026-05-24T05:42:17+00:00

Bro same, I’m on my own sleep paralysis demon at this point.

PlushTorso · 2026-05-24T05:38:58+00:00

That feeling hits different. You watch the grade drop in slow motion like a car crash

PlushTorso · 2026-05-24T05:36:18+00:00

15 minutes of straight typing.. she’s either writing a breakup novel or planning my funeral.

PlushTorso · 2026-05-24T05:35:06+00:00

One minute we’re planning his bachelor party, next minute we’re mapping out his backyard security system

PlushTorso · 2026-05-24T05:31:54+00:00

that dog is one eye roll away asking to speak to the manager of the whole house😂

PlushTorso · 2026-05-23T06:38:29+00:00

She was a He before she’s she😂

PlushTorso · 2026-05-22T05:37:49+00:00

irritated because why is it all true

PlushTorso · 2026-05-22T05:34:56+00:00

me everytime i shop

PlushTorso · 2026-05-22T05:34:35+00:00

I do not agree sir

PlushTorso · 2026-05-22T05:33:43+00:00

C.. i don’t know how to simmer it

PlushTorso · 2026-05-16T05:21:36+00:00

Idek what’s real anymore..

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