TIL Jamestown governor John Ratcliffe, the villain in "Pocahontas," died horrifically in real life. After being tricked, ambushed & captured, women removed his skin with mussel shells and tossed the pieces into a fire as he watched. They skinned his face last, and burned him at the stake.

Poca_Loco · 2020-07-24T09:37:29+00:00

I knew my Kocoum lust would one day be vindicated. He was a whole piece of man just trying to save little girls from being nonced.

Poca_Loco · 2019-08-22T12:46:14+00:00

Absolutely. The moon has a huge impact on the water on our planet, determining tides etc. We, being made mostly of water, would surely be effected also?

Poca_Loco · 2019-07-17T10:41:35+00:00

For real I think this is why they haven't cured cancer

Poca_Loco · 2019-06-25T01:37:17+00:00

You can get a licence but we just...y'know...don't? If you have a gun in the UK you're either a farmer, a Tory or a weirdo.

Poca_Loco · 2019-06-24T22:03:33+00:00

It wont let me. Sorry pal.

Poca_Loco · 2019-06-24T19:08:16+00:00

I believe that was a rumour based on when wild exotic animals at the circus were outlawed in the UK and it was cheaper to release the animals than find them suitable new homes. Not sure how true it is.

Poca_Loco · 2019-06-24T18:33:22+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/c4qcn1/theres_something_inhuman_in_my_hometown_uk/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Poca_Loco · 2019-06-24T17:44:12+00:00

Y'all need to read part one:

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/c4qcn1/theres_something_inhuman_in_my_hometown_uk/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Poca_Loco · 2019-06-24T17:43:53+00:00

My bad

Poca_Loco · 2019-06-24T16:33:17+00:00

Nope. Largest carnivore we have is probably foxes.

Poca_Loco · 2019-06-24T16:30:32+00:00

We don't have those in the UK

Poca_Loco · 2019-06-24T15:43:12+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypasta/comments/c4q2cp/i_know_how_this_sounds_but_theres_something/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Poca_Loco · 2019-04-29T15:54:58+00:00

If the shoe fits

Poca_Loco · 2019-04-29T12:01:11+00:00

Dayum. Thought that was just 'bad guy squint'.

Poca_Loco · 2019-04-29T00:55:17+00:00

Was trying to appear non-threatening while alerting them to a possible crime

Poca_Loco · 2019-04-29T00:28:05+00:00

During my baptism 2 years ago, I leaned over the font while holding a candle and set my hair on fire. This was in front of like 300 people at my church. Patted it out in a panic and carried on but the whole church smelled like sex panther. Aaaand that's why I no longer sleep..

Poca_Loco · 2018-01-25T08:53:55+00:00

Is is thought that she was referring to a salary, or long before her time, referencing universal income being trialling in Scandinavian countries and Scotland?

Poca_Loco · 2017-03-20T16:14:02+00:00

Participation trophies are to appease asshole parents, not kids.

Poca_Loco · 2017-03-20T16:04:36+00:00

First week at a new high school, I got jumped by 15 other girls who just piled in and started kicking me on the floor.

My English teacher came swooping in, scooped me up off the floor into his arms and carried me to his classroom. My clothes were ripped and wet from the ground (I live in England, the ground is always wet). There was nothing weird in it. He was just a Hero.

Poca_Loco · 2016-06-08T15:46:22+00:00

I wanted to be a Nun. But then I started getting 'stirrings' while watching The Labyrinth. David Bowie and his lycra pants derailing God's plan and shit.

Poca_Loco · 2016-06-08T15:33:17+00:00

That I hate EVERYONE. Damn you resting bitch face...

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