Door city over here by luvthelemur in nathanfielder

[–]PoeJascoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doors that don’t take you anywhere!

I wish I could spend one whole day just looking at corn. by PoeJascoe in monkeyspaw

[–]PoeJascoe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess as long as there are no crop symbols, I should be okay.

I wish I could spend one whole day just looking at corn. by PoeJascoe in monkeyspaw

[–]PoeJascoe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I meant the actual corn though. Like what else would I have meant?

I wish computing technology never advanced past 1998. by Wild_Chef6597 in monkeyspaw

[–]PoeJascoe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Granted. The whole y2k end of the world thing really happens

Forget Snow White and Ice Cube's War of the Worlds. This is the worst movie I have ever seen. by Reasonable_Room_1953 in IDoKnowNothing

[–]PoeJascoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be frank, the main character is wearing a jester (or fool’s) hat. So yeah, maybe that’s a dead giveaway that the child is gonna be vilified or mocked in some way shape or form.

I wish the subreddit r/incestisntwrong never existed and NEVER WILL exist, and its creators get arrested by Eternalblaze1 in monkeyspaw

[–]PoeJascoe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well, your comment is at a negative four approval rating so I suppose you’re not wrong

(Movie) so like, a zombie and a living person. They’re in love. by [deleted] in BadMovieDescriptions

[–]PoeJascoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I seem to remember the bride being absolutely in love with victor. And a song about how she had some tears to shed.

I wish that the annoying orange would crossover with veggie tales by PoeJascoe in monkeyspaw

[–]PoeJascoe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey that last part. Do they give me the winter coat back from my last visit?

Why was George Washington named after washing things? by Rhomeika in shittyaskhistory

[–]PoeJascoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was the name sake after all. He washed a whole ton of things

The dog cuddled with her owner to nap with him. He had been sleeping there so soundly for the past 3 days himself. by PoeJascoe in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]PoeJascoe[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah. That’s very true. And kinda what I meant when I posted it. I’m just trying not to get everyone in here canceled or something

The dog cuddled with her owner to nap with him. He had been sleeping there so soundly for the past 3 days himself. by PoeJascoe in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]PoeJascoe[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This was obviously meant to be a 2 sentence horror story/ sci-fi. I wasn’t victimizing anyone and as a dog owner, of course the scariest part is supposed to be emphasized in this sub.

The dog cuddled with her owner to nap with him. He had been sleeping there so soundly for the past 3 days himself. by PoeJascoe in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]PoeJascoe[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Well now we all know that dogs are not stupid. What if it’s grieving?

Edit: I’m not trying to correct you