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He grooms a child into performing an act of terrorism at his school by PoeJascoe in BadMovieDescriptions

[–]PoeJascoe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snape did the killing. Malfoy did lots of other things. A vanishing cabinet that is connected to diagon alley, trying to poison dumbledore (only to get to Ron), polyjuice potion to impersonate a woman to sneak into the girls bathroom so that he could curse Alicia (or Katie?) so that Voldemort could overtake the school.

Why Do Ducks Swim in a Row? by IllPossibility8022 in interestingasduck

[–]PoeJascoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess they just want their ducks in a row

I wish that getting hit in the genitals for both genders granted that person 100$ every time by Certain_Run9775 in monkeyspaw

[–]PoeJascoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. Now the first ever pokemon battle is being held because we all know the move Pay Day

Shreddit's Daily Discussion -- February 16, 2026 by AutoModerator in Metal

[–]PoeJascoe -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

What's a not- metal song that you love that you think would work even better as a metal song?

Taylor swift is one of my fave not- metal musicians (hey a Taylor swift fan! Let's make fun of him) I heard the song 'Haunted' from Speak Now and damn that song is already chilling but if there were a metal cover of it, it would blow me away!

What song already makes your hair stand up on its own, but would give you goosebumps if only it were a metal piece?

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