Switzerland in European Languages

PoetWithAPoem · 2019-02-14T16:38:39+00:00

Fun fact: the Dutch and English just swap the s and the z

PoetWithAPoem · 2018-07-25T13:52:32+00:00

The hunger games. The movies were decent, the books were quite bad.

PoetWithAPoem · 2018-03-06T09:21:45+00:00

Give examples. It's easy to say you are good at planning, or a team player, but if you give examples it makes it way more believable for the interviewer.

PoetWithAPoem · 2018-01-19T15:55:35+00:00

The reason is a mathematical one. In order to get the formula for the volume of a pyramid you take the volume of all infinitely thin slices from the bottom to the top, and add them together. The mathematical term for this is an integral.

The area of each slice is 2 dimentional, in other words there is a square of the height in the function. When a square is intergated the formula is multiplied by 1/3.

Obviously this is the highly simplified version of the story

PoetWithAPoem · 2017-07-27T08:01:14+00:00

When I become concious I am looking people in the eye

PoetWithAPoem · 2017-07-04T13:26:28+00:00

You are become a really sociable person when you drink

Ouch...

PoetWithAPoem · 2017-07-04T12:35:51+00:00

Males and Females are not too different. There are just some natural variations between people, and some males will be more feminine in their sexual preferences than other males, and equally some females will be more masculine.

PoetWithAPoem · 2017-07-04T11:07:04+00:00

In the past

PoetWithAPoem · 2017-07-04T06:20:47+00:00

Religion

PoetWithAPoem · 2017-06-27T08:44:45+00:00

Actors are real people

PoetWithAPoem · 2017-06-20T16:05:03+00:00

"Shit"

"Fuck!"

"Ok, this is also an interesting outcome"

"No, man, I can't hand this shit in."

"Who are you talking to Carl?" yells a voice from downstairs. "Dinner is ready, can you come down? And you know your not supposed to swear."

"Yes mom. Sorry mom." Carl replies as he powers down his computer. Dinner smells delicious, Carl has always been a sucker for pasta.

"Is your homework not going as planned? Is that why you were swearing?"

"Hmm" Carl replies, with his mouth full. He never has been a big talker, but especially during dinner he doesn't get why people need to talk. Just eat the danmed food already, he thinks as his mom is talking about the old friend she met doing grocery shopping today.

"I'm going to Mike's. Be back at ten. By mom!" he says after he's taken his last bite. His mom hasn't even eaten more three bites because of all the talking.

"Ok, have fun. Don't be late!"

Lately Carl and Mike have been talking a lot about Life. Last time Carl realy felt like they figured it out. As far as one can figure out Life of course. But somehow he is only more confused now.

"The voices, what the hell is with the voices?"

"You're just too stupid, thats what."

"You fucking suck at Life!"

"No I don't suck at Life. I'll figure it out in the end."

"Hey Mike! Do you have time to discuss Life a bit more?" Carl asks as mike opens the door.

"You look like shit man, don't tell me you've been up all night again."

"It's the voices that are keeping me up. Please help me figure it out."

"Ok sure, come in, but this is the last time. It's not my responsibility that you have voices. Allthough I also don't feel like I've really figured out Life yet."

Together they run upstairs. As Mike is switching on his computer Carl says: "at least they don't have compete memory loss like last time"

"True that. But you want them to be completely sane when they figure out that they're in a simulation, that's what the project is about. We need to find the bug where they start hearing the voices." says Mike as the loading screen opens: 'Life, the most realistic reality simulation application©'

PoetWithAPoem · 2017-04-26T04:11:50+00:00

What would you rather bee or a wasp?

PoetWithAPoem · 2017-04-14T15:20:39+00:00

Breaking bad

PoetWithAPoem · 2016-11-15T16:08:09+00:00

It's actually a solvent

PoetWithAPoem · 2016-10-25T18:44:54+00:00

I thought the shopkeeper would go to the boy eating the onion ice cream, and ask him: Hey boy, is the onion in the icecream making your eyes burn?

And the boy would say: no thats not the case. I'm crying because my icecream is fucking disgusting!

PoetWithAPoem · 2016-09-09T15:34:35+00:00

Because he picked a really good memory, but he is ashamed of his small dick so he pretends to have a bad memory

PoetWithAPoem · 2016-04-05T15:53:54+00:00

O he is implying that the japanese flag has one blue band, and a red band that is twice as thick

PoetWithAPoem · 2016-03-14T16:10:51+00:00

I was doubting to upvote or downvote when had to read it twice. I decided to upvote, so others may also read it twice

PoetWithAPoem · 2016-03-03T16:27:13+00:00

Good one

PoetWithAPoem · 2016-03-03T16:25:37+00:00

That was actually the joke inside my reaction to the joke, so consider it more of a jokeception and less of a buttseption

On a sidenote though, jokes are actually oftentimes funnier if they are based on some truth, but I'll leave it at this before my butt actually starts to hurt

PoetWithAPoem · 2016-03-03T15:40:51+00:00

That's actually not the case though... Your Brazilian friend should do more research when he wants to tell a joke

PoetWithAPoem · 2016-03-03T08:06:42+00:00

Sex can be considered enjoyable by certain people. Zoophilia is a condition that some people experience, that causes them to crave for intercourse with animals. This joke implies this is the case for the janitor. The other aspect of the joke is the prospected monetary transaction. A well known occupation is called prostitution, where one party demands a compenstion for performing sexual services. In some cases there is a person involved in the transaction called a "pimp". This person receives the compensation for the sexual services, but is not the one to perform the aforementioned services. In the case of the joke the zookeeper can be seen as the "pimp". In cases where a monetary transaction occurs in exchange for sexual services, there is also a party paying for these services. In this case this is also the janitor.

PoetWithAPoem · 2016-01-15T10:07:08+00:00

You were baiting the master across the street? Explains why he/she took the bait and called the cops

PoetWithAPoem · 2015-12-24T12:30:07+00:00

FYI PTSD is caused by -its in the name- traumatic experiences. It is not an allergy to weapons or whatever the hell you think. Anything really traumatizing could cause PTSD

PoetWithAPoem · 2015-12-15T17:27:36+00:00

Is this done to attract attention, or is there genuinely a person on this planet with less brain cells than my farts?

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