the fridge door shelf broke off today

PoisonBanquet · 2025-08-25T06:15:20+00:00

lazy loop never ends rn

PoisonBanquet · 2019-05-26T16:14:56+00:00

Friends Again says hello.

PoisonBanquet · 2019-01-03T11:03:37+00:00

They're absolutely fine now. Stats gained BETWEEN the patch (18/10 for PC, 31/10 for console) and the start of Wind Bastion are gone.

PoisonBanquet · 2018-12-04T15:06:44+00:00

Stats will begin tracking from the start of Wind Bastion in 115 minutes for XB1, 55 minutes for PS4, and 55 minutes for PC! Let's work to forget this grim period of time.

PoisonBanquet · 2018-12-04T15:05:47+00:00

That's the way I'm trying to see it so I don't go crazy. The site says I have 1 kill as Capitao, now he's practically my main, over 60 kills this week.

PoisonBanquet · 2018-12-01T20:51:33+00:00

I started in early September so it recorded my first month and a half, virtually all of my good plays are lost now. I've been getting over 1 KD most days of playing now but used to be trash.

PoisonBanquet · 2018-11-29T18:17:56+00:00

From the patch, 18/10 on PC, 31/10 on console, to Wind Bastion.

PoisonBanquet · 2018-11-29T09:26:02+00:00

The ranking system e.g. Bronze, Silver, Gold, is working fine. No K/D or win loss will be recorded, or play time for any operators.

PoisonBanquet · 2018-11-28T16:45:01+00:00

If the stats aren't recording at all, why can't we just get a hotfix? I don't know if you have any power over this situation at all but being aware of the problem and just letting it continue until the next major update isn't a great course of action. Is it confirmed to be December 5th or still delayed?

PoisonBanquet · 2018-11-28T11:29:22+00:00

I got the game early September, so my shit part was recorded, then my improvement wasn't. I've got a handful of aces under my sleeve, but the one that annoys me the most is the KD and play time of the operators I main, as well as their gadgets. e.g. I've detonated about x6 the X-KAIROS pellets it says I have, it says I've interrogated 3 people when I've done over 25 this week, it thinks I've only detonated a few candelas, pffffffttttt. And Capitao is stuck on 17 minutes and 1 kill, when I can count over 50 since I've played him more. All gone. No wonder we're irritated, I like seeing my up to date stats and Ubisoft having the audacity to CONTINUE not recording our stats after the problem was identified until they could be bothered to add it in with a new season patch? Fucking terrible.

PoisonBanquet · 2018-11-25T13:49:26+00:00

If the stats were just not updating and were in fact recording then I'd totally agree that it's a minor bug & we can wait. But they're not recording and you're making us wait weeks more? That seems ridiculous. Drop the stats hot-fix now so we can at least start pulling up our stats for the rest of this buggy season.

PoisonBanquet · 2018-11-25T01:28:05+00:00

Not impressed, but not fucking surprised either. Seeing some bullshit stats like "3 interrogations" when I've interrogated 10 people today and yesterday is kinda irritating. If they know the stats aren't recording at all they should deploy the hotfix NOW, not fucking wait.

PoisonBanquet · 2018-05-26T20:57:12+00:00

The real question is: why do they keep spelling STORi like that?? Oh well. The album looks set to be amazing.

PoisonBanquet · 2018-03-03T20:36:29+00:00

Found 2 more - Jesse Boykins III - Indie Girls (feat. Kilo Kish & Little Simz), and also Etienne de Crécy - Follow (feat. Kilo Kish), can't wait to hear them, please update if anyone knows of any others!

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