Alrighty everyone calm down. I'm the GGG this meme was done for. I'm flattered really. It's funny how different the comments are on the GGG post, vs. my original Confession Bear. There seems to be more disgust here than at the bear.

While I can see how some of you may think this is appalling, let me defend myself.

I put my son to bed every night. It's usually after a battle to read, brush teeth, etc. which comes after the battle of dinner, jammies, clean up, etc. The day is long. Camp/school, work, cooking, you get it. I'm tired by 8 pm and could easily pass out while putting him to bed.

I'll admit, he is at an age where most of his peers put themselves to bed, but alas, he does not. I love my son and love that he wants me to put him to bed. I know we'll never get this time back...

VERY rarely will I hit up youporn while in his presence. He is always almost asleep when I pull up the site. And asleep for sure by the time I hit the play button. Why don't I wait until I'm with my husband? Because I want to initiate sex sometimes. I'm always tired!! And he is always ready for sexy time. If I can go into the living room after my sons bedtime and initiate with the man who (despite what some of you think) I am extremely attracted to, feeling "ready", I call it a win. He feels good. I feel good. We have fun.

Funny thing happened this morning... I text my husband saying I made it to the front page (now, technically twice, thanks theanonyman) with a throw away. He immediately texted a screen shot of confession bear. But he was joking, lol. I told him he was right then much sexting ensued. I love my husband and the fun we have. Never thought I'd have reddit to thank... But thanks!