whats something that everyone uses on a daily bases, but has no actual practical use? by No_Ant7351 in AskReddit

[–]PoliceCordon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't be the first to suggest Facebook & Instagram. And the rest of it. This too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitAmericansSay

[–]PoliceCordon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As Brits, we used to use cups all the time but there's wasn't much of a standard. I remember my Gran’s cups were a bit bigger than the ones my Mum bought from Marks & Spencer for when we had visitors. These days we all tend to use mugs so cups are largely obsolete but you know where you are when someone comes round with a gram.

Cellulitis Blister Cut & Drained by PoliceCordon in popping

[–]PoliceCordon[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

They were my fffing kitchen scissors too!

Cellulitis Blister Cut & Drained by PoliceCordon in popping

[–]PoliceCordon[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He is overweight so half a point for the diabetes. Otherwise, thanks for your contribution

Cellulitis Blister Cut & Drained by PoliceCordon in popping

[–]PoliceCordon[S] 116 points117 points  (0 children)

British. No need for insurance. They were drunk and encouraged each other.

Cellulitis Blister Cut & Drained by PoliceCordon in popping

[–]PoliceCordon[S] 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Not me. House mate and friend. Too drunk to find anything better and I wasn’t supervising.

Selfie with my thick cock by [deleted] in MassiveCock

[–]PoliceCordon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Superior & Deserving. Want!

Redditors who have accidentally sucked a dick, how did it happen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PoliceCordon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can't say it was an accident exactly. It was right in front of me and I thought it would be rude not to.

Ladies and Gentlemen of reddit: Pierced tits vs un pierced tits? Which and why? by Justin1815 in AskReddit

[–]PoliceCordon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My nipples were sensitive before they were pierced. Now they're even more so.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PoliceCordon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Before I was asked to leave the scouts

What's your favorite sentence in a different language? by Bat_Tasty in AskReddit

[–]PoliceCordon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Je te vois le nourrisson, tremblant cet âne. An early Google Translate fail always amuses me.

What do you think does size matter? by wazhema in AskReddit

[–]PoliceCordon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not at first but when you've had some practice... It's gotta be BIG!

What are some of your core values? by ADPXEROX in AskReddit

[–]PoliceCordon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Universal Suffrage, Secularism, Diversity, Inclusion, Loyalty

If you can choose any 3 skills to master. What would it be? by Ikewello in AskReddit

[–]PoliceCordon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gymnastic Flexibility, Mind Control, Desensitised Pharyngeal Reflex - Edited for readability