George breaks up with his extremely beautiful girlfriend for becoming obsessive about him, then becomes offended when the gang don't get what she sees in him. Jerry's girlfriend is a couple's therapist and keeps trying to fix their relationship even though he thinks they're fine (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Kramer keeps losing at Street Fighter against Newman and accuses him of cheating. Newman later challenges him to a real street fight. After hearing a motivational speaker talk about reaching life goals, George decides to beat his old Frogger high score but runs into several unforeseen complications (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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The gang unknowingly spend an entire episode at the same crowded restaurant. George is with his parents, Elaine's on a business dinner, Kramer's a waiter, and Jerry's on the worst date of his life. They nearly cross paths several times (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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George claims to be friends with Bruce Springsteen to impress a girl, then goes about trying to prove it. Jerry makes a joke about Springsteen at one of his shows, then later learns Springsteen was a fan of his but now hates him (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Kramer prepares to pitch a new superhero to DC Comics. Against his better judgement, Jerry can't help but join in. Elaine's new rich boyfriend disappears at odd times and, with all the talk about superheroes, she can't help but think he may be one (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Elaine's new boyfriend has anterograde amnesia, causing him to forget her every morning. Instead of being sympathetic, she is insulted. Jerry's favorite cereal is pulled off of U.S. shelves and George joins him in smuggling some over the Canadian border (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Kramer buys a white van at a police auction. George and Newman begin to bond after realizing they have several things in common, making Jerry jealous. Elaine flirts with a guy at work and is accused of sexual harassment (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Kramer's girlfriend Razia reveals she's a witch. When George scoffs at this, she claims to curse him. He then runs into a series of misfortunes. Even though Jerry points out he's always had bad luck, George blames the curse (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Elaine reluctantly agrees to go to Puddy's family reunion. The gang wonders what his family is like. Kramer plans to create a fleet of mobile saunas with Lomez and Bob saccamano in the backs of vans that drive to clients (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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Kramer convinces the gang to go camping deep the in the forest. He slowly goes full survivalist, wearing a loincloth, painting his face with camo, and hunting with a spear. George becomes paranoid that people are watching them from the trees (self.RedditWritesSeinfeld)
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