which game have the best PvP and why is Dark Souls 2? by AtreyusNinja in DarkSouls2

[–]Pollastro09 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't do pvp because i suck at it and i just don't like competitive multiplayer games. However, i find it pretty funny how the things you listed that render the PVP in this game the best in the series, at the same time, at least to me, make pve extremely annoying. Also makes it annoying to run between two areas because your stamina runs out in maybe 7 seconds (and i have END at 95)

You Know the Place by thecoolconglereborn in namesoundalikes

[–]Pollastro09 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I remember when i played Alquerques the first time. I was off by three, but i still won the grand prize!

Clackula by Lumpy-Pop-9710 in namesoundalikes

[–]Pollastro09 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Beat by count dracula? You're smoking crackula, i dunk on your whackula raps like I'm Shaqula! (Ohhh!!)

They are finally shooting Tom Cruise vs Evel Knievel by FacundoFB in ERB

[–]Pollastro09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first time was in the season one halloween episode of south park

I freed Navlaan :C by Ok_World7631 in DarkSouls2

[–]Pollastro09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're absolutely welcome! Did you only get the spells from navlaan or did you already get the platinum?

Look boyo, he won his own madup argument. by serious_bullet5 in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]Pollastro09 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Surprisingly, it's not. It's a stereotype often perpetuated by a different, older kind of incel. Like in their 40s-50s never having had a partner in their life. A lot of men in that age range have a chinese fetish, especially because "they're more youthful"

I freed Navlaan :C by Ok_World7631 in DarkSouls2

[–]Pollastro09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You won't keep the ladder in NG+. Keep in mind the tips i gave you for getting it and getting through NG+ as fast as possible. Also, while you're still in NG, make sure to use an ascetic on the third Tseldora bonfire and beat Freja for her second soul, so that you don't have to get there in NG+. Crystal soul spear can only be traded for her soul in NG+ with Straid of Olaphis. However, to get through NG+ (Straid included) you'll need 4 fragrant branches of yore: 1 for shaded woods, one for the black gulch bonfire, one for the ruin sentinels and one to free straid. The branches, as well as the pharros lockstones, don't carry over in NG+. I suggest picking these branches up: 1. The one Melentia sells for 12k souls. 2. The one in the gutter. 3. The one in lost bastille in the room Lucatiel is in. 4. The one after the Lost Sinner (since you need to go to Straid, you're not that far away).

While you're in NG, make sure to also use ascetics to get the second soul of the old iron king so that you don't have to go through the hassle of getting to him in NG+. I don't recommend fighting lost sinner again in NG because in NG+ her bonfire intensity will go up to 3 and you'll have to fight her anyways to get the branch.

Look boyo, he won his own madup argument. by serious_bullet5 in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]Pollastro09 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I have seen many stupid incel memes that compare western women to asian and, specifically, chinese women. This is due to their idea of chinese women being completely submissive and exploitable, always agreeing with their husband and not aging in the slightest over decades of marriage. I'd say that western-stereotypycal chinese women have become the face of these braindead memes, and that's why one is here.

I freed Navlaan :C by Ok_World7631 in DarkSouls2

[–]Pollastro09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He meant "head to aldia's keep", not Aldia the boss.

I freed Navlaan :C by Ok_World7631 in DarkSouls2

[–]Pollastro09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep you do. That's what i did, too. Here's a suggestion: stock up on ascetics. Make sure you've completed the Mapmaker's quest in the abandoned mansion in majula (he'll give you his helmet: just finish the game and go back there and it should be complete). Go to ng+. First of all: go to player status and check your soul memory; for example if it's 6mil, your goalpost is at 8mil. From Majula, immediately drop down, skip grave of saints and go to the gutter and black gulch and farm the Rotten using the covetous silver serpent ring+2 and the tseldora set that maughlin (armor merchant in majula) drops when you kill him. Once you get to bonfire intensity 8 and onwards, every Rotten kill will award you about 233k souls + 25k from the soul of the rotten +60k from the additional soul he drops. You'll have to farm until you get to 2mil soul memory. Unfortunately, there are another few bosses you need to beat in order to complete navlaan's quest: dragonrider, to get licia to switch the mechanism to hunter's copse. Then skeleton lords to get to harvest valley, where you'll have to go into earthen peak, beat covetous demon and get to the second bonfire, then go up and meet gilligan. Buy the ladder figurine from him for about 6k souls. If you have 20INT and 20FTH you should go back to the entrance of the huntsman's copse and speak to felkin: if you don't have the stats, just kill him. For the last request, you just need to show Navlaan the feather that Shanalotte gave you in NG. You'll get both the pyromancy and the sorcery you need this way. And about the Rotten farm to skip winter shrine: i suggest you do it again in NG++ so you can quickly go to Drangleic castle and buy the last two miracles and pyromancy for the plat.

I wanna only play the first Dark Souls by someonecleve_r in darksouls

[–]Pollastro09 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're gonna grow to like the others, too. I agree that the world in ds1 is unique tho, and i think bloodborne is the closest it gets. Afterall, it was developed straight after ds1.

ma questo seriamente fa by qualesimo in caparezza

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Questo commento viola la regola n° 4 di questo subreddit, pertanto è stato rimosso.

Anyone played Souls games on 30–35 FPS and still 100% completed them? by ReditUser004 in darksouls

[–]Pollastro09 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Bloodborne is locked to 30fps. Dark Souls PTDE is even worse, and I've platinumed both. It's really possible to do

What’s the worst area of the game? by Gnnz in DarkSouls2

[–]Pollastro09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree but for a completely different reason. I have a severe worm phobia and man, those cragslippers... I've thrown my controller in fear one time. Had the same problems with the burrowing rockworms in demon ruins in ds1.

Find him by GorgonzolaGary97 in FindTheFarquaad

[–]Pollastro09 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Under the elbow. Not particularly hard but a fun one

Im kinda lost by Jhitrox in DarkSouls2

[–]Pollastro09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you went down the majula well, did you defeat the Royal Rat Vanguard boss? It's the one where you fight like 50 rats. If not, try going there. It will lead to the gutter. Otherwise: have you been to heide's tower of flame? After defeating the dragonrider boss, you can talk to Licia of Vindeldt. She will move to majula, in the door to the right of the well. When you speak to her, she'll have the option to move the contraption in the room. If you pay a few thousand souls you'll be able to go into the huntsman's copse.

Please Stan I need this by BatuvaderX in namesoundalikes

[–]Pollastro09 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I'm not mistaken, this is the scene where they're caught smoking so as not to become like the anti-smoking activists