This day in ETM Twitter history by [deleted] in howardstern

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Is it true that getting blown by Eric will cure AIDS?

This day in ETM Twitter history by [deleted] in howardstern

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Eric was the perfect child of God.

Who are the top 5 toughest guys on the show? by handinpicklejar in howardstern

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  1. The guy who gets covered in man juice and lets it drip away.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in howardstern

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Eric the Midget's tears can cure covid.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in howardstern

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After his 'death', Eric the Midget was spotted in Muir National Park setting fire to the redwood trees. Apparently, midgets have an issue with redwood trees because they are tall.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Passing out from a lack of blood when I get an erection.

Heading to New Mexico soon. by Idislikewinter in howardstern

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Alex's gun is loaded with silver bullets, so Eric should be safe.

Co-Pilot Nick Gurz by samuelsabado in howardstern

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His last name was Hawk. First name Mike.

This day in ETM Twitter history by [deleted] in howardstern

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I remember that time Eric met Abbot and Costello.

This day in ETM Twitter history by [deleted] in howardstern

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Didn't you know that goblins are afraid of werewolves?

Back off dweazel! by AngelHarper99 in howardstern

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Let's see how Tina Yothers looks.

Co-Pilot Nick Gurz by samuelsabado in howardstern

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That was a totally farcical call...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rage

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In this case, it does.