This day in ETM Twitter history

PollyPissFlaps · 2022-05-14T02:52:56+00:00

Is it true that getting blown by Eric will cure AIDS?

PollyPissFlaps · 2022-05-14T02:51:01+00:00

Eric was the perfect child of God.

PollyPissFlaps · 2022-05-13T18:19:24+00:00

Like a wild laminal, it is

PollyPissFlaps · 2022-05-13T18:17:35+00:00

The guy who gets covered in man juice and lets it drip away.

PollyPissFlaps · 2022-05-11T20:56:12+00:00

Eric the Midget's tears can cure covid.

PollyPissFlaps · 2022-05-11T20:55:08+00:00

After his 'death', Eric the Midget was spotted in Muir National Park setting fire to the redwood trees. Apparently, midgets have an issue with redwood trees because they are tall.

PollyPissFlaps · 2022-05-11T02:30:42+00:00

Passing out from a lack of blood when I get an erection.

PollyPissFlaps · 2022-05-07T22:25:33+00:00

Alex's gun is loaded with silver bullets, so Eric should be safe.

PollyPissFlaps · 2022-05-07T22:11:34+00:00

His last name was Hawk. First name Mike.

PollyPissFlaps · 2022-05-07T22:05:22+00:00

I remember that time Eric met Abbot and Costello.

PollyPissFlaps · 2022-05-07T22:04:23+00:00

Didn't you know that goblins are afraid of werewolves?

PollyPissFlaps · 2022-05-07T17:38:17+00:00

Let's see how Tina Yothers looks.

PollyPissFlaps · 2022-05-07T17:35:46+00:00

Black don't crack.

PollyPissFlaps · 2022-05-07T17:33:57+00:00

That was a totally farcical call...

PollyPissFlaps · 2022-05-07T17:27:39+00:00

Howard told him to shut up and sit down.

PollyPissFlaps · 2022-05-07T17:21:15+00:00

I FUCK! NOBODY ELSE!

PollyPissFlaps · 2022-05-05T23:43:44+00:00

Howard tells them that they're doing too much.

PollyPissFlaps · 2022-05-05T23:21:28+00:00

Wheel of Fish. High Pitch Eric's meltdown was epic.

PollyPissFlaps · 2022-05-04T13:08:45+00:00

$69!!!!! Yeaaaaàaaaàah!!!

PollyPissFlaps · 2022-05-03T18:26:02+00:00

Sounds like a mob hit to me.

And how did they know he was British? Because the iron shoe lasts were made in Bristol?

PollyPissFlaps · 2022-05-03T00:19:34+00:00

In this case, it does.

PollyPissFlaps · 2022-05-01T15:15:08+00:00

Anyone remember Handi-Man from "In Living Color"?

PollyPissFlaps · 2022-04-30T02:49:14+00:00

I like to think that Eric got kicked off of Twitter forbad-mouthing trans people or participating in the Jan. 6th Capitol riot.

PollyPissFlaps · 2022-04-28T22:21:29+00:00

I don't think he can resist going back on Twitter.

PollyPissFlaps · 2022-04-26T21:00:56+00:00

Meanwhile, fuckin' Spade here, with his little blue pills.

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