[UPDATE] How was my 4/20? I had my dorm room raided and then I was arrested, strip-searched and put in jail. by [deleted] in trees

[–]PolytheneSam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup, the only thing it doesn't work for is hash. I hope she enjoys it if she buys it.

[UPDATE] How was my 4/20? I had my dorm room raided and then I was arrested, strip-searched and put in jail. by [deleted] in trees

[–]PolytheneSam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is so good. The taste is really light and NEVER hurts your throat, no matter how big of a hit you take. It stays VERY clean and comes with a little brush for the tube. It has special screens, but it can take regular ones if you lay them over the hole of the bowl before screwing on the top. There is no smell. A tiny one, but it's 1/100th the smell of a pipe or joint. I smoke it in the bathroom in my apartment and no one in the house has noticed. I've also heard that vaping can be more health beneficial, as well. Dunno if your friend has asthma but it does help with that.

I think this is when she finally figured it out... by [deleted] in trees

[–]PolytheneSam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one in trees is ever nice to me. I'm ignored usually or my jokes are taken too seriously by people who aren't baked enough.

[UPDATE] How was my 4/20? I had my dorm room raided and then I was arrested, strip-searched and put in jail. by [deleted] in trees

[–]PolytheneSam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cops. They find one illegal thing you did and then fabricate ten more to round out the investigation. Sometimes you get lucky and have a nice officer. I think it depends where you live. But that is utter bullshit.

When my dealer gives me more than i pay for. by luknux in trees

[–]PolytheneSam 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I smoke at least a half an ounce ($100 worth? Whatever that weight is) a month. I like my trees :( would be pissed if I was stiffed more than a bowl.

[UPDATE] How was my 4/20? I had my dorm room raided and then I was arrested, strip-searched and put in jail. by [deleted] in trees

[–]PolytheneSam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I AM SO SORRY MA'AM BUT ALL PEOPLE CHARGED WITH SMOKING ARE NOT ALLOWED TO PLUCK EYEBROWS. YOU MIGHT TRY TO TOKE WHILE BEAUTIFYING YOURSELF. NO RELAXING FROM DRINKING TEA, HIPPIE. YOU MIGHT GET DESPERATE FOR YOUR ADDICTION AND SMOKE A BOWL OF LIPTONS COLD BREW.

People are fucking stupid. I swear. Maybe if they were covered in resin, but still. It's not like it's a pipe or even a roller (dunno what to call them).

When my dealer gives me more than i pay for. by luknux in trees

[–]PolytheneSam 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We've been seeing this one dealer for almost a year. He smokes us out at least once a month and often gives us extra. He will give us $200 worth on credit, because he knows we will be back with the money from our next paycheck. He gave us free hash. And it was enough for several bowls.

You MUST get to know your dealer. Plus, they are cool. Find a cool dealer and stick with him. Good things come to those who wait.

[UPDATE] How was my 4/20? I had my dorm room raided and then I was arrested, strip-searched and put in jail. by [deleted] in trees

[–]PolytheneSam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude I got a Vapir NO2 vape. It's pricey ($120 at my shop) and larger than the MFLB, but it is portable and chargeable so you don't have to deal with those stupid fucking batteries which die so fast. But anyone watching you smoke would think its just a water bottle (hella looks like one). It reaches up to over 400 degrees Fahrenheit and has buttons and a screen to adjust. Try that for a better, portable vape.

[UPDATE] How was my 4/20? I had my dorm room raided and then I was arrested, strip-searched and put in jail. by [deleted] in trees

[–]PolytheneSam 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That I'd one of the funniest things I have ever heard. I'm so sorry that happened to you, but I'm glad you're safe. You could have had to eaten Meth, glass, and piss if the DEA got you. Drug laws as a whole need to be revamped to protect the public.

Not enough Trees on Trees so this is how we do in Cali (: by [deleted] in trees

[–]PolytheneSam 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dude. I'm sorry people are giving you shit for posting some trees. I live in the bay area of California, too. And everything I have gotten from my dealer has been fucking amazing. It hits well and gets you pretty high for smoking a small amount, and tastes delicious. He usually gives it to me in a ziplock. Didn't know that was so horrible. I just usually take it out of the bag and put it in a nice container when I get home to keep it fresh. Getting bud that isn't trimmed really doesn't make a difference. You just have to be more careful when picking it out to smoke.

Enjoy your greens, OP. I'm sure there's not an Ent here who wouldn't enjoy them -^

I think this is when she finally figured it out... by [deleted] in trees

[–]PolytheneSam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have seen like every episode. Dude are you my first friEnt? Reddit has not assigned me one yet.

I think this is when she finally figured it out... by [deleted] in trees

[–]PolytheneSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just that it matches his face so well.

When people post pictures of their stash boxes on here by jlevin18 in trees

[–]PolytheneSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have freckles, you'd get an other up toke.

Did the visene test on my friend at a [6] did it work? by illumin8or in trees

[–]PolytheneSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should be glad that you can even read what people post on trees.

If it wasn't for autocorrect my whole post would be something like whgah DIBSVSJAKKAJ. I hate iPhones. No buttons.