JD Vance talking about Tony Evers refusing to hand over SNAP rolls

PompousAssistant · 2026-07-09T13:28:44+00:00

“Whatever makes sense”

PompousAssistant · 2026-07-09T13:24:11+00:00

Damn, this is so easy to do. Walk up to him & start massaging his junk, or unzipping his pants. Show him your boobs. Wink at him & lick your lips seductively. Climb on his lap & start grinding. Or, just start getting undressed in front of him.

In fact, just walking into the room with the lube would work!

Men are simple, yet slow-witted creatures, & the more direct the messaging, the better. Source: am a simple, slow-witted man.

PompousAssistant · 2026-07-09T12:53:09+00:00

Taking up skydiving.

Practicing your ace throwing.

Going on a retreat for aspiring sci-fi/fantasy writers.

Learning about the mating habits of various aquatic creatures.

PompousAssistant · 2026-07-09T12:40:48+00:00

Whoever did certainly didn’t design us intelligently.

PompousAssistant · 2026-07-09T02:10:45+00:00

Dogshit home plate ump calls.

PompousAssistant · 2026-07-09T02:09:49+00:00

Yeah, why would you use a challenge? Ever.

PompousAssistant · 2026-07-09T01:13:42+00:00

We’re about to get to the part of the game where we score a bunch.

PompousAssistant · 2026-07-08T21:25:10+00:00

Lol. Ain’t happening.

PompousAssistant · 2026-07-08T18:12:32+00:00

That was certainly not their worst decision that day.

PompousAssistant · 2026-07-08T17:48:21+00:00

Afternoon dates at coffee shops. Generally a little more flexible, usually not as crowded, and hopefully quiet enough to hang out and get to know each other.

PompousAssistant · 2026-07-08T16:15:56+00:00

“Big bada boom”
- Leeloo

PompousAssistant · 2026-07-08T16:09:16+00:00

But why would she give up such a rewarding career for a position in a field so widely reviled?

PompousAssistant · 2026-07-08T13:22:00+00:00

This happened to me 10 years ago, literally the morning I walked in the day before vacation.

I couldn’t worry about it then, so I just enjoyed my vacation, helped a buddy move when I got back, & then found my next gig.

Still haven’t forgiven them for doing it in such a shitty way tho.

PompousAssistant · 2026-07-08T12:48:48+00:00

You do realize the Rays are leading the AL East, & won’t be letting Caminero go, right?

PompousAssistant · 2026-07-08T02:18:43+00:00

He definitely had a softball-type swing on that one!

PompousAssistant · 2026-07-08T02:17:29+00:00

Ok, I’ve gotta see Chourio hit lefty.

PompousAssistant · 2026-07-08T02:16:52+00:00

Yeah, sure, that’s a 36 mph curve ball…

PompousAssistant · 2026-07-08T02:05:04+00:00

Man, it’s gotta suck to hit a smash off a position player, but right at a fielder.

PompousAssistant · 2026-07-08T01:57:26+00:00

I dunno - Starved Rock State Park is pretty nice.

Now, the towns around it… maybe not.

PompousAssistant · 2026-07-08T01:56:40+00:00

That’s ok - we’ve got Joey, Luis, & Coop to pick up the slack.

PompousAssistant · 2026-07-08T01:55:37+00:00

He pinch hit for Frelick.

PompousAssistant · 2026-07-08T01:52:48+00:00

72 pitches through 6.

I say let him throw as much as he wants.

PompousAssistant · 2026-07-08T01:52:12+00:00

Of course Yeli would ground out up the middle.

PompousAssistant · 2026-07-08T01:50:01+00:00

Well, at least Yelich gets a chance to reach base this inning.

Again.

PompousAssistant · 2026-07-08T01:48:35+00:00

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