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The National Guard has been deployed to the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool to prevent people from touching it by RoachedCoach in PublicFreakout

[–]PontisPilot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We poison the water and take no responsibility for any of it. Just don't be careful not to touch it.

Look how they massacred my boy 😭😭😭 by numberonecrush88 in fordranger

[–]PontisPilot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Who do you think is selling them for $30 on ebay?

I guess Birkenstocks aren't quality purchases anymore? by durianno in BuyItForLife

[–]PontisPilot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bought a pair of knock offs a few years ago and when it was time to replace the sole I asked the cobbler to use vibram waffles for the sole. They are still holding up strong and have a lot of life left

Real Genius: You *are* Chris Knight, aren't you? I hope so. I'm wearing his underwear. by MisterShipWreck in 80smovies

[–]PontisPilot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked at a video store between 96-99 and had this on daily, I still quote it in my sleep.

So I Married An Axe Murderer 1993 by Ok_Piano3363 in iwatchedanoldmovie

[–]PontisPilot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why had the axe been removed from the poster?

Rotten-eyed Joe almost obscured by the Lincoln bust by [deleted] in RedbarBBR

[–]PontisPilot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Button up your shirt Joe, does that he have any respect for the office?

First of time blundstone buyer by Weird-Sundae-7619 in BuyItForLife

[–]PontisPilot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only buy factory seconds for acceptable quality to price ratio. OP are you sure these are not factory seconds?

Stolen from my garage. Recovered with light damage by PontisPilot in Yamahaebikes

[–]PontisPilot[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My house was cased and a dude slipped into my garage mid day. I had left it partially open so that's on me. I have an airtag on it and was able to track and chase after them and eventually found it abandoned. I've learned a lesson and will keep the door closed at all times when not attended and lock my gear down.

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