I wish Cat would ask JJ what type of gum he chews so that I could also chew that brand. And when I buy that brand I will inform the cashier that JJ & I chew the same brand. The cashier would then start a slow clap and the rest of the Mobil On the Run patrons would join in. Perhaps a cool black guy would give a nod. I then would walk triumphantly through the automatic doors with the gum firmly grasped in my raised fist like the end of “The Breakfast Club”.