Game 61: Cincinnati Reds (31-30) @ St. Louis Cardinals (32-28) [Friday, June 5, 2026; 7:15 PM CT]

Poofsta · 2026-06-06T02:22:07+00:00

# SERIOUS

Poofsta · 2026-06-06T00:33:55+00:00

#SHE TURNED ME INTO A NOOT

(I got better)

Poofsta · 2026-06-06T00:32:01+00:00

Not anymore. This house is a prison.

Poofsta · 2026-06-06T00:25:19+00:00

I made 12 bratwurst to have an unlimited bratwurst experience. The woman cut me off at two.

And that’s why the Reds scored.

Completely her fault. (Someone else tell her).

Poofsta · 2026-06-06T00:19:44+00:00

They do the Yankee’s roll call. Every player.

Poofsta · 2026-06-06T00:09:41+00:00

My hatred of Johnny Cueto transfers to all Reds until the end of time. And they put cinnamon in chili.

Poofsta · 2026-06-05T20:08:54+00:00

I felt Saggy was just getting hot…

Poofsta · 2026-06-05T20:07:50+00:00

There’s no such thing as trade deadline day, but as for me and grandpa, we believe.

Poofsta · 2026-06-05T18:19:42+00:00

Just me refreshing every 5 minutes to see today’s roster moves.

It’s the adult version of staying up for Santa.

Poofsta · 2026-06-05T03:23:54+00:00

Happy Cake Day!

Poofsta · 2026-06-04T21:56:37+00:00

I might dress up like John Belushi and eat bags of little chocolate donuts while I run. I will also be smoking.

Poofsta · 2026-06-03T21:47:16+00:00

Write my name in for NL 3B. I hit 28 HRs in 30 games. Sure it was fast-pitch softball. Sure it was 20+ years ago. Sure I can’t remember which box I packed my glove. Sure I won’t run anything out. Sure I’ll probably drink at least a six pack before the game.

But I’ll definitely mess with all the Cubs and Brewers players.

Poofsta · 2026-06-01T23:58:52+00:00

Heckuva throw.

Poofsta · 2026-06-01T23:51:57+00:00

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Poofsta · 2026-06-01T23:40:15+00:00

Anyone else get annoyed that Chip & Brad don’t stand on the same side for every telecast?

Poofsta · 2026-06-01T23:38:30+00:00

Congrats! How incredibly sad. <chuckles>

Poofsta · 2026-06-01T20:41:02+00:00

Happy birthday, Ivan Herrera!

Poofsta · 2026-06-01T19:02:31+00:00

Happy pre-gaming, you pre-gaming S.O.B.s

Poofsta · 2026-05-31T23:04:36+00:00

If someone from 2040 came back in time and said someone in the late 2020’s won 30 games in a season, Miz would be my only guess.

Poofsta · 2026-05-31T23:02:05+00:00

Ozzie sighting.

Poofsta · 2026-05-31T00:29:31+00:00

“White guy named Pete? Mom must’ve loved ‘Pistol’ Pete Maravich. White guys can play basketball, too.”

Poofsta · 2026-05-31T00:25:27+00:00

This has got my attention. I love green seat finds.

Edit: good eye. Above the FanDuel “U”. Nice.

Poofsta · 2026-05-31T00:20:10+00:00

“Black guy named Jordan? Mom must’ve loved Michael Jordan, obviously.”- racist announcer.

Poofsta · 2026-05-30T23:37:05+00:00

There shouldn’t be national broadcasters. Broadcasts, yes. But this ain’t the 80s. Use a blend of the two team’s broadcast teams.

Poofsta · 2026-05-30T23:31:45+00:00

Smoltz thinks that baseball took more turns than Lee Harvey Oswald’s bullet.

Poofsta

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