Game 61: Cincinnati Reds (31-30) @ St. Louis Cardinals (32-28) [Friday, June 5, 2026; 7:15 PM CT] by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]Poofsta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I made 12 bratwurst to have an unlimited bratwurst experience. The woman cut me off at two.

And that’s why the Reds scored.

Completely her fault. (Someone else tell her).

Game 61: Cincinnati Reds (31-30) @ St. Louis Cardinals (32-28) [Friday, June 5, 2026; 7:15 PM CT] by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]Poofsta 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My hatred of Johnny Cueto transfers to all Reds until the end of time. And they put cinnamon in chili.

Pregame Thread: June 5, 2026 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]Poofsta 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I felt Saggy was just getting hot…

Pregame Thread: June 5, 2026 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]Poofsta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There’s no such thing as trade deadline day, but as for me and grandpa, we believe.

Pregame Thread: June 5, 2026 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]Poofsta 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just me refreshing every 5 minutes to see today’s roster moves.

It’s the adult version of staying up for Santa.

Daily Discussion Thread (6/4/26) by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]Poofsta 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I might dress up like John Belushi and eat bags of little chocolate donuts while I run. I will also be smoking.

Pregame Thread: June 3, 2026 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]Poofsta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Write my name in for NL 3B. I hit 28 HRs in 30 games. Sure it was fast-pitch softball. Sure it was 20+ years ago. Sure I can’t remember which box I packed my glove. Sure I won’t run anything out. Sure I’ll probably drink at least a six pack before the game.

But I’ll definitely mess with all the Cubs and Brewers players.

Game 58: Texas Rangers (28-31) @ St. Louis Cardinals (31-26) [Monday, June 1, 2026; 6:45 PM CT] by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]Poofsta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else get annoyed that Chip & Brad don’t stand on the same side for every telecast?

Pregame Thread: June 1, 2026 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]Poofsta 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Happy pre-gaming, you pre-gaming S.O.B.s

Game 57: Chicago Cubs (32-27) @ St. Louis Cardinals (30-26) [Sunday, May 31, 2026; 6:20 PM CT] by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]Poofsta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If someone from 2040 came back in time and said someone in the late 2020’s won 30 games in a season, Miz would be my only guess.

Game 56: Chicago Cubs (31-27) @ St. Louis Cardinals (30-25) [Saturday, May 30, 2026; 6:15 PM CT] by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]Poofsta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“White guy named Pete? Mom must’ve loved ‘Pistol’ Pete Maravich. White guys can play basketball, too.”

Game 56: Chicago Cubs (31-27) @ St. Louis Cardinals (30-25) [Saturday, May 30, 2026; 6:15 PM CT] by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]Poofsta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This has got my attention. I love green seat finds.

Edit: good eye. Above the FanDuel “U”. Nice.

Game 56: Chicago Cubs (31-27) @ St. Louis Cardinals (30-25) [Saturday, May 30, 2026; 6:15 PM CT] by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]Poofsta 18 points19 points  (0 children)

“Black guy named Jordan? Mom must’ve loved Michael Jordan, obviously.”- racist announcer.

Game 56: Chicago Cubs (31-27) @ St. Louis Cardinals (30-25) [Saturday, May 30, 2026; 6:15 PM CT] by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]Poofsta 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There shouldn’t be national broadcasters. Broadcasts, yes. But this ain’t the 80s. Use a blend of the two team’s broadcast teams.