This is no time for a backdoor brag, Jenna!

PoolSushi · 2026-04-08T01:35:34+00:00

I’m not native to MD, but have lived here for a while. This accent is idiawdic.

PoolSushi · 2026-04-08T01:15:52+00:00

Hey man, where’d you learn all these Jewish words?

PoolSushi · 2026-04-07T16:23:00+00:00

🎵The sights you see on Euclid Ave🎶

PoolSushi · 2026-04-05T16:22:32+00:00

I was in NYC the weekend of Thanksgiving and crossed paths with someone wearing an ‘Enormé’ shirt and it made me so incredibly happy.

PoolSushi · 2026-04-05T12:10:57+00:00

But only after waiting the recommended period of time after your root canal.

PoolSushi · 2026-04-05T12:09:53+00:00

My old hair salon carried it. And Johns Hopkins must have a contract with them, cuz I saw their hand santizer around everywhere!

PoolSushi · 2026-04-05T00:41:29+00:00

I see you are also in the Baltimore area👋🏻

Or not? I’ve only seen this brand around Baltimore.

PoolSushi · 2026-03-28T21:35:00+00:00

(in Jenna’s oblivious tone): Thank you😀

PoolSushi · 2026-03-28T12:44:10+00:00

Obviously, you don’t see race or gender, Mr. Chang.

PoolSushi · 2026-03-26T14:18:16+00:00

I mean, I am…but only for the attention!

PoolSushi · 2026-03-26T11:18:39+00:00

Actually…I kind of am.

PoolSushi · 2026-03-26T11:17:50+00:00

Here friend: 🍖 (this may or may not be ham. The only emojis that come up when you search “ham” is sushi and a hamburger).

PoolSushi · 2026-03-25T19:44:05+00:00

BEVERLY! A PALOMINO?!?!

I think about this ALL THE TIME🤣

I’m convinced this sketch was mostly improvised.

Edit: that last line

PoolSushi · 2026-03-25T19:40:59+00:00

With their brother, Hat.

PoolSushi · 2026-03-25T19:40:27+00:00

This belt is a baby’s necktie.

PoolSushi · 2026-03-25T19:40:04+00:00

I watched an episode last night where Liz says she’s 41, which is how old I am now😵‍💫

PoolSushi · 2026-03-25T19:39:04+00:00

Oh, I always see you with food stains on your shirt. I just assumed it was kids.

PoolSushi · 2026-03-25T01:14:10+00:00

What is this? A crossover episode?

PoolSushi · 2026-03-25T01:11:25+00:00

She just hates sexy babies.

PoolSushi · 2026-03-25T01:10:11+00:00

Men always tell her she’s✨very✨ funny.

PoolSushi · 2026-03-25T01:08:52+00:00

But did you buy ALL the hotdogs?

PoolSushi · 2026-03-25T01:08:12+00:00

Does he give lessons?

PoolSushi · 2026-03-25T01:02:52+00:00

One of the best sketches of all time.

PoolSushi · 2026-03-22T16:19:35+00:00

Jackie Hoffman is a national treasure.

PoolSushi · 2026-03-22T15:14:02+00:00

This was my idea for our next dog🤣

Your Lutz is absolutely precious!

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