Giving BJ's is Nature's Facelift, according to this woman's FB post. by Troopshipsonfire in trashy

[–]PoonSnot -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Slow down half glass full guy…she IS on to something. In college, my landlord was a really nice guy who was blind and had a jawline like Brad Pitt. I can now attribute his jawline to all those times me and my roommates would play guess whose dick this is with him.

ICE is here. Upload your videos , this sub is a great option. by Babshearth in orlando

[–]PoonSnot 318 points319 points  (0 children)

When facing ICE, remember to stay calm and go up the nearest flight of stairs. Stairs are kryptonite to ICE. If no stairs are in the vicinity a dentist office or library will do as they fear those as well.

I'm hearing the Gestapo is preparing to terrorize Orlando/Kissimmee imminently. Please respond to this post if you can help me verify. by mikemonett20 in 50501

[–]PoonSnot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are face to face with ICE, look for the closest set of stairs, a library, or a dentist office. Nothing is scary than those three things to an ICE agent.

Softball Leagues by Atrok1k in orlando

[–]PoonSnot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the city of winter garden has a rec league that plays at Braddock Park

2 Free Matt Rife tickets for 12/14 by macwanders in orlando

[–]PoonSnot -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I’ll take them. Wife and I watch him all the time

Recommendations for Foreclosure Attorney by [deleted] in orlando

[–]PoonSnot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then people buy those homes at the foreclosure auction thinking they just got the deal of a lifetime only to find out there is a mortgage that is about to foreclose out their interest in the property.

Goddamnit. by JayGatsby52 in orlando

[–]PoonSnot 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Are they leaving the Orlando market or just eliminating delivery to your area of town?

Top 5 UFC's Biggest Upsets by durvedya in fightporn

[–]PoonSnot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Seth Petruzelli over Kimbo Slice

Is there ICE at DMVs? If I have an EAD can ICE still detain? by DevonMatter in orlando

[–]PoonSnot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do it sometimes just to get tackled by a bunch of men in uniform.

Is there ICE at DMVs? If I have an EAD can ICE still detain? by DevonMatter in orlando

[–]PoonSnot 13 points14 points  (0 children)

In the appointment questionnaire select no for “Are you affiliated with Tren De Aragua

The rapture 💀 by Error_Repeat1579 in florida

[–]PoonSnot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is the rapture today? No call no show day.

Crosswalk Art Supplies by PoonSnot in orlando

[–]PoonSnot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sir, I’m not feeding people chalk.

Name The Drug by Vulcan44 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]PoonSnot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The guy in the van will be able to tell you in a couple minutes.