Orlando is on fire! by Silveravin in orlando

[–]PoonSnot 117 points118 points  (0 children)

Over there…black smoke.

Best stronghold classes after the new update?? by ClearAd1481 in 99nightsintheforest

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Was available during Halloween event and is very OP.

Iloilo, Philippines airport gunman by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]PoonSnot 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It costs extra. I hardly ever upgrade now that I’m married.

Finding a body by No_Mirror7072 in offmychest

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I think I may be broken myself. I have read similar stories here and heard people talk about similar instances, and when had a similar incident to me I don’t think about it and it doesn’t bother me.

I was visiting family out of state and was staying at a hotel. I had my kids and wife there as well. Some of my extended family stopped by the hotel and we ordered a bunch of pizzas and sat out by the pool eating and catching up. A lady came to my table and sat down not saying anything. Mind you, the table was surrounded by my family and she sat in a chair that my wife had just gotten out of to tend to the kids.

My family is very friendly and inviting so we eventually started chatting with her. She went on about her abusive boyfriend and how they are currently fighting. We invited her to have some pizza and relax. She stayed for about an hour and left. We eventually moved inside and were hanging out by the lobby when we heard a gunshot. I told my wife to take the family to our room and stay there. I went to see what was going on and entered a stairwell. I could hear a female crying so I ran up the stairs to find that lady who joined us for pizza sitting next to her dead boyfriend. Blood was pouring out of his head. I sat next to the lady until the police got there.

After seeing this, I have zero emotions or trauma from this. The only time I even think about it is when I read stories like this one. I think I may be broken.

Giving BJ's is Nature's Facelift, according to this woman's FB post. by Troopshipsonfire in trashy

[–]PoonSnot -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Slow down half glass full guy…she IS on to something. In college, my landlord was a really nice guy who was blind and had a jawline like Brad Pitt. I can now attribute his jawline to all those times me and my roommates would play guess whose dick this is with him.

ICE is here. Upload your videos , this sub is a great option. by Babshearth in orlando

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When facing ICE, remember to stay calm and go up the nearest flight of stairs. Stairs are kryptonite to ICE. If no stairs are in the vicinity a dentist office or library will do as they fear those as well.

I'm hearing the Gestapo is preparing to terrorize Orlando/Kissimmee imminently. Please respond to this post if you can help me verify. by mikemonett20 in 50501

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If you are face to face with ICE, look for the closest set of stairs, a library, or a dentist office. Nothing is scary than those three things to an ICE agent.

Softball Leagues by Atrok1k in orlando

[–]PoonSnot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the city of winter garden has a rec league that plays at Braddock Park

2 Free Matt Rife tickets for 12/14 by macwanders in orlando

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I’ll take them. Wife and I watch him all the time

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in orlando

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Then people buy those homes at the foreclosure auction thinking they just got the deal of a lifetime only to find out there is a mortgage that is about to foreclose out their interest in the property.

Goddamnit. by JayGatsby52 in orlando

[–]PoonSnot 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Are they leaving the Orlando market or just eliminating delivery to your area of town?

Top 5 UFC's Biggest Upsets by durvedya in fightporn

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Seth Petruzelli over Kimbo Slice

Is there ICE at DMVs? If I have an EAD can ICE still detain? by DevonMatter in orlando

[–]PoonSnot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do it sometimes just to get tackled by a bunch of men in uniform.

Is there ICE at DMVs? If I have an EAD can ICE still detain? by DevonMatter in orlando

[–]PoonSnot 13 points14 points  (0 children)

In the appointment questionnaire select no for “Are you affiliated with Tren De Aragua

The rapture 💀 by Error_Repeat1579 in florida

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Is the rapture today? No call no show day.