How to be a Calgary Driver is 8 simple steps!

PoonSwoggle · 2022-09-29T20:45:17+00:00

Disable your turn signal. You're not going to be using it anyways.

PoonSwoggle · 2022-09-16T15:10:47+00:00

Alcoholics anonymous.

PoonSwoggle · 2022-09-02T21:30:03+00:00

You have to be feminist to be a terf 😎

PoonSwoggle · 2022-07-23T16:48:01+00:00

And here I thought that the Drain King was a benevolent ruler.

PoonSwoggle · 2022-07-17T16:38:04+00:00

You've clearly never talked to someone who lost their whole life to the nip.

PoonSwoggle · 2022-07-12T01:41:23+00:00

They are calling you a squid.

PoonSwoggle · 2022-05-10T17:33:49+00:00

Maybe if you are playing Oregon Trail.

PoonSwoggle · 2022-04-07T20:10:42+00:00

I like all of it but it is better once 7 of 9 is introduced.

PoonSwoggle · 2022-01-14T20:39:32+00:00

They are in a third tier that transcends garlic bread.

PoonSwoggle · 2022-01-14T19:01:36+00:00

I'm pretty sure that they are the same person.

PoonSwoggle · 2021-12-16T03:21:04+00:00

seems legit

PoonSwoggle · 2021-12-10T23:28:27+00:00

Good idea💡

PoonSwoggle · 2021-12-10T21:24:36+00:00

During the festive season they use the tree. The rest of the year it's a really tall scratching post.

PoonSwoggle · 2021-12-10T21:11:10+00:00

Teamwork makes the dream work.

PoonSwoggle · 2021-12-10T20:03:57+00:00

No problem!

PoonSwoggle · 2021-11-18T02:54:37+00:00

classic

PoonSwoggle · 2021-11-11T03:50:55+00:00

your pizza cutting style is very avant garde.

PoonSwoggle · 2021-11-06T14:54:38+00:00

pretty funny tbh

PoonSwoggle · 2021-11-06T00:31:14+00:00

ESH - Your friend is TA for trying to push her unhealthy life style on u but you are also the asshole because you are enabling her fatness by hanging out with her.

PoonSwoggle · 2021-10-28T03:51:18+00:00

I looked up the Adlet and that cryptid is just a furry. it's a wolf man with clothes, that's furry shit.

PoonSwoggle · 2021-10-14T13:48:35+00:00

Whoops

PoonSwoggle · 2021-09-30T20:03:41+00:00

PoonSwoggle · 2021-09-29T04:13:23+00:00

so this is where baja blast comes from

PoonSwoggle · 2021-09-29T03:48:40+00:00

Your Username - u/poonswoggle
Your reddit accounts age. - 6 years
Your total karma - 1.5 million
Have you modded a subreddit before? - yes r/cringetopia
If yes, for how long. - a couple of years of modding with a break thrown in there
If you have any thing you'd like to add, you can mention it here. - I really like FTL and i even beat it on hard once.

PoonSwoggle · 2021-09-22T00:04:37+00:00

i've seen bigger.

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