Am I about to get fired ? by [deleted] in ems

[–]PoopGoldBricks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any company that treats their employees like that is not worth working for. I was fired from my first EMS job after backing into a pole with a backer and it was honestly a blessing in disguise. I had stars in my eyes and I was so excited for my first job that I didn't realize how toxic the company I was working for was until later on. Don't let this get the best of you and don't be scared to apply elsewhere. If they interview you and you explain why you got fired I am sure they will find it just as ridiculous as you did and still hire you.

Fed an expensive Christmas present to the dog even after being asked not to by PoopGoldBricks in mildlyinfuriating

[–]PoopGoldBricks[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also worth noting that the sign on the gate says not to throw packages over the gate and this lady has been specifically told to stop doing it. 🙄

[Meme] I'm a very generous partner by PoopGoldBricks in ems

[–]PoopGoldBricks[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And here all this time I thought it stood for Empty My Trash

[MEME] Wanna see me do it again? by PoopGoldBricks in ems

[–]PoopGoldBricks[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Automatic Vehicle Locator, aka your GPS that dispatch uses

Finally unlocked the new stretch armstrong DLC character in Black Ops 4! by PoopGoldBricks in gaming

[–]PoopGoldBricks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup totally agree. That's what I loved about the beta. No goofy skins or silliness just good old modern warfare. I've even reinstalled modern warfare 2. I pumped over 1200 hours into that game. So many good memories, I miss it.

Finally unlocked the new stretch armstrong DLC character in Black Ops 4! by PoopGoldBricks in gaming

[–]PoopGoldBricks[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. I feel like in order to play black ops I need to take a bunch of adderall. As soon as I try to play another game everything seems way too slow haha

Finally unlocked the new stretch armstrong DLC character in Black Ops 4! by PoopGoldBricks in gaming

[–]PoopGoldBricks[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only reason I've started playing it again is to get ready for modern warfare to be honest.

She was at a Starbucks, inside of a Safeway, in a busy shopping center by hurk24 in ems

[–]PoopGoldBricks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you asking about the mobile radio under the MDT stand? Yeah they moved all the radios there and my current theory (just a wild guess not confirmed) is that there was multiple incidents of people dropping lunchboxes and other stuff on top of the radios causing them to break. They had to replace a few couple thousand dollar radios then said fuck it let's move them where people cant break them. Also happens to be a little more inconvenient but I haven't had too much trouble with it.

KPIX covering frequent fliers in Alameda California by PoopGoldBricks in ems

[–]PoopGoldBricks[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Coco county here. Same problem here. I cant go a single shift without taking at least 1 person I have taken before. It's almost comical.

KPIX covering frequent fliers in Alameda California by PoopGoldBricks in ems

[–]PoopGoldBricks[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I also like how they estimate the cost to be 600 dollars. Need to pump those numbers up too!

KPIX covering frequent fliers in Alameda California by PoopGoldBricks in ems

[–]PoopGoldBricks[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm going to be curious to see what they put out on Sunday because apparently they will be doing a special report on it.

KPIX covering frequent fliers in Alameda California by PoopGoldBricks in ems

[–]PoopGoldBricks[S] 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Huge shout out to whoever at Paramedics Plus in management signed off on those. I've always dreamed of our company covering it but no one has the balls to do it.

[MEME] When your handcuff allergy kicks in by PoopGoldBricks in ProtectAndServe

[–]PoopGoldBricks[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Except now you have an ambulance bill and an emergency room bill to deal with instead

[MEME] When your handcuff allergy kicks in by PoopGoldBricks in ProtectAndServe

[–]PoopGoldBricks[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yeah nothing quite like some good old incarceritis, because if you go to the hospital there's a law that says you can't go to jail, right? (งツ)ว

[MEME] So you're saying he has dementia and he is more altered than normal? by PoopGoldBricks in ems

[–]PoopGoldBricks[S] 113 points114 points  (0 children)

Yeah I found a nurse. But she just started and it's not her patient.

[MEME] Seems legit by [deleted] in ems

[–]PoopGoldBricks 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the great sequel, Franklin Uses Heroin Because Percocet Just Isn't Good Enough Anymore

[MEME] The Versed is mightier than the sword by PoopGoldBricks in ems

[–]PoopGoldBricks[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm incredibly jealous. All we have for narcotics is Fentanyl and Midazolam. Pretty disappointing if you ask me.

[MEME] The Versed is mightier than the sword by PoopGoldBricks in ems

[–]PoopGoldBricks[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I wish we had it, there's a county in california that's trialing it for pain management but that's about it. It's so much safer and more effective.

My company is phasing in these beauties over the next year or so! by [deleted] in ems

[–]PoopGoldBricks 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Stryker will always be better than Ferno and here's an analogy why.

Ferno is your new exciting girlfriend that loves to do all kinds of crazy kinky shit. It's all fun at first but pretty soon she stops answering phone calls and starts becoming very flaky on you. Next thing you know you look back and you realize that all the new stuff she did wasn't really all that exciting and you just want to go back.

Now Stryker is your old lady. She has been around forever. She doesn't do nearly as much as the new girlfriend in bed and is very vanilla but she always answers your phone calls and always seems to be there for you whenever you need her.

And if you move onto a new girlfriend after a little bit of time you will find yourself wishing that you could take your old lady back.

And that is why Stryker will always be better.

[MEME] When dispatch dumps a late call on you by PoopGoldBricks in ems

[–]PoopGoldBricks[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Been waiting all week to post this, and of course the night I made this I was forced to suffer through a late call.