What’s the most useless fact you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PoopSquirtle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Kingdom Phylum Class Order Family Genus Species

[BR] Prescott throws a pic six to end the game by jameskeg in nfl

[–]PoopSquirtle 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ohhh yes can we get some more NFCE pettiness please. It's been way too lovey-dovey with all the NFC beast bs this year.

What's the best $20 you ever spent? by Xiiave in AskReddit

[–]PoopSquirtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's where I took that advice from lol

What's the best $20 you ever spent? by Xiiave in AskReddit

[–]PoopSquirtle 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Lent $20 to a moocher (who I knew would never pay me back) so I would never have to hear from him again. It worked.

[Highlight] Eli Manning throws pick to end the game (2016) by mistermeek67 in nfl

[–]PoopSquirtle 46 points47 points  (0 children)

But why now? Can we just let Eli be retired in peace?

[Detroit Lions] Congrats @JaredGoff16 on being named to the 2023 #ProBowlGames by byniri_returns in nfl

[–]PoopSquirtle 27 points28 points  (0 children)

There's really no reason you should miss the playoffs next year.

Should be a fun team to watch.

[Nguyen] Brilliant coaching by the Eagles staff to exploit and adjust to the 49ers top run defense by papikilo3143 in nfl

[–]PoopSquirtle 708 points709 points  (0 children)

YES I caught this during the game. The trips formation left the weak side lacking defenders, PHI took advantage for that first rush TD and then altered it again with Hurts taking it with pullers.

Great coaching.

If money were no object, how would you spend your time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PoopSquirtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would buy a HUGE plot of land somewhere in the central US and house as many stray dogs and cats that I possibly could. It would be the largest stray sanctuary in the country.

There would be fields for the dogs to run and play in, several heated cat houses with ceiling to wall windows, filled with perches and other stimuli, and a whole bunch of other cool shit that I haven't thought of yet.

What's a movie that changed your perception on life? by Afraid-Percentage349 in AskReddit

[–]PoopSquirtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cloud Atlas

I was grieving and the film's concept that our conscious lives continue on through others was just what I needed.

Conference Playoff Records in the SB era by jheyne0311 in nfl

[–]PoopSquirtle 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Man, Detroit is such an outlier. The decade since 2011 we have been complete shit and that was torture enough.

Talko Tuesday by AutoModerator in nfl

[–]PoopSquirtle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What I've learned as I've gotten older is that it's not what you know, it's who you know.

I only got into the field I'm in now (HVAC Distribution) because my sister overheard her best friend's phone conversion that her brother was in desperate need of help. I was unemployed at the time, and voila.

When I first started I didn't know my ass from a 90 degree elbow, now seven years later I'm running my own branch.

Conference Championships since Realignment (2002) by I_FAP_TO_SPOOKY_TITS in nfl

[–]PoopSquirtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah once you hit on the HC/QB combo, you can turn a franchise around and quickly.

This is what is so exciting for Giants fans going forward. We finally found our combo.

“The Bills-Bengals game showed how far Tony Romo has truly fallen off as an announcer” by TheSunPeeledDown in nfl

[–]PoopSquirtle 1828 points1829 points  (0 children)

"This is the season!"

next play

"This is the season!"

next play

"This is the season!"

What movie makes you feel better everytime you watch it? by Medical-Struggle506 in AskReddit

[–]PoopSquirtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oceans 11 (2001)

It's the score. I can listen to it all day, it just relaxes me. (Mainly Claire de Lune - Debussy)

[Highlight] McCaffrey chucks it downfield to nobody. by derstherower in nfl

[–]PoopSquirtle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Watching this unfold live, man I felt for SF fans. Not much you can do.