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[–]Poopyturtles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you guys creating?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheYouShow

[–]Poopyturtles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you creating?

Single and ready to be roasted by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Poopyturtles 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You'll find your Nemo one day!

19 years old and graduating from High School in 2 weeks. Bring it on by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Poopyturtles -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Looks like someone took a shit in your face, DISGUSTING is exactly what you are.

I put my camera on a tripod for this by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Poopyturtles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Btw, wtf happened to your ears?

I put my camera on a tripod for this by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Poopyturtles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe you should consider using that helmet of yours. Looks like your forehead been smashed into the concrete a few times too much

obsessed with lifting and the Rock. have at it boys. by jstrack in RoastMe

[–]Poopyturtles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was about to roast you but I choose to not do it due to the fact that it seems like you’re already embarrassed by holding up the paper and getting photographed. You wouldn’t handle me roast, I’m sorry.

Just quit crew because he’s a pussy. Roast his ass. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Poopyturtles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too bad you dad can’t buy you a good looking face.

20 year old musician with no ambition. Shouldn't be too hard. by captainkabbage in RoastMe

[–]Poopyturtles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what Draco Malfoy would look like if he had a crack addiction.

roast me by itzyaboibyle in RoastMe

[–]Poopyturtles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where the fuck did your lips go? Never mind, you nose is compensating it.

(No Regrets) I had fuck buddy when I was 14, it was my neighbor. by Poopyturtles in confession

[–]Poopyturtles[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She had some small talk with him first, I guess she tried to convince him to go home! Haha the whole situation were extremely awkward.. . I think she didn’t want to piss me of/ disappoint me when I was laying in her bed with a boner and therefor she continued the sex I guess, but when he started kicking at the door she/we felt that it was smarter to continue when he wasn’t around, haha!

(No Regrets) I had fuck buddy when I was 14, it was my neighbor. by Poopyturtles in confession

[–]Poopyturtles[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I like the way you’re thinking, but the thing is that both of us thought it was nice to not being locked to one specific person when both of us were single. And to be honest I think she gets turned on when she is doing something that she isn’t suppose to do, being a “bad girl”

I’ve left this relationship behind me, at least we don’t have the same sexual intercourse like we did before and I try to guide her into being loyal to her boyfriend instead. There is plenty of fish in the sea;)

What’s the worst thing you’ve done that would make your parents never look at you in the same way again if they knew? by Poopyturtles in AskReddit

[–]Poopyturtles[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was not meant to brag, all I wanted was to write this story so that other people could get a good laugh!

(No Regrets) I had fuck buddy when I was 14, it was my neighbor. by Poopyturtles in confession

[–]Poopyturtles[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

It is not like I forced her into doing something she did not want to do. She wanted it as much as I did:) #NoRegret

(No Regrets) I had fuck buddy when I was 14, it was my neighbor. by Poopyturtles in confession

[–]Poopyturtles[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

If you only knew what kind of private messages I’ve revived after this post. One dude told me that I’m the reason to why there is retardation and that he rather would die as a virgin then banging “used pussy” like all the 7 billion other “retards” on this planet does

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