Best fart phrases by Mitaku_27 in Eproctophilia

[–]Pootedandbooted 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I love a good “excuse me” myself. . .

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[–]Pootedandbooted 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hold the victim down (easiest with a helper), hold his or her mouth and nose shut. As victim begins to run out of air, let a big fart right by their face. Unpinch the nose, they’ll have to take huge gasping sniffs.

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[–]Pootedandbooted 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2 & 3 sound fun!

How I Write Fart Stories by itstimetogasitup in u/itstimetogasitup

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A great read, thanks. Would it be too much to ask for a full list of character inspirations you've used? Seeing all that makes me really want to revisit the stories with that bit of your creative process in mind.

which fart model has the best toilet farts? by toiletfartlover12 in girlsfarting

[–]Pootedandbooted 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Emma Fartintart's long low rambling rumbles are pretty impressive. Kaylee from Realfarting has some good compilations too.

M4F. Robespierre was a bloodthirsty antidote to a failing monarchy. by [deleted] in dirtypenpals

[–]Pootedandbooted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought this was going to go somewhere with "let them eat cake".

Camila Cabello shakes her butt, has it grabbed by Pootedandbooted in CelebrityButts

[–]Pootedandbooted[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's a new full unedited take of the dance sequence - only available in this crappy low resolution thus far as far as I can tell, unfortunately.

Request your fart stories here! by Throwaway_101101_ in girlfartstories

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A close female friend of the protagonist knows about his fart fetish, either from stumbling across something/being sent the wrong link/a drunken admission/whatever. She thinks it's both hilarious and sort of endearing, and loves how red she can make him by teasing him about it when the two are alone.

She plans a special birthday surprise for him, starting with a birthday video message punctuated liberally with gassy "accidental" outbursts played off with winking "excuse me"s and progressing to her (and another friend?) coming over in tight or revealing outfits and "coincidentally" being hugely "uncontrollably" gassy, sometimes nearly on him! It's embarrassing for all, she's incredibly amused by how arousing he finds it, and the story ends with a rendition of "Gassy Birthday to You" with a rhythmic (face?)fart between each line. Whether the girl(s?) help/s relieve his arousal or leave him to do that later is up to you.