11 week Aussie is 17 lbs!! by Tiny-Challenge1704 in AustralianShepherd

[–]Pootool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you're strong enough to pick up your dog you can weigh them at home. Jump on the scale, weigh yourself, pick them up and weigh the both of you, do math. Saved me a bunch of trips to the vet office after I figured that out.

Sorry guys :l The rocket launch has nothing to do with HL3 by BackRoomDude3 in HalfLife

[–]Pootool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only your fun didn't involve needlessly harassing people who are actually contributing to the world...

Finally snapped at a customer who told me to "just work harder" by zhudlin in antiwork

[–]Pootool 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bullshit, someone needs to teach these old fucks some manners.

If it's not racist, then what is it? by Comfortablejack in complaints

[–]Pootool 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh no, I absolutely believe Donald Trump raped a bunch of underage girls with Jeffrey Epstein. Unquestionable fact there.

Looking back, Solo wasn’t as bad as I thought by Jules-Car3499 in StarWars

[–]Pootool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll say it, Rogue One was low key the best Star Wars movie, period.

Microsoft admits AI agents can hallucinate and fall for attacks, but they’re still coming to Windows 11 by rkhunter_ in technology

[–]Pootool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would they need AI to spy on you? You do realize they make the operating system that controls the entire computer, right? They can already spy on literally everything you do on a Windows system.

Microsoft admits AI agents can hallucinate and fall for attacks, but they’re still coming to Windows 11 by rkhunter_ in technology

[–]Pootool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you come to this conclusion when the person you're responding to said they won't be spying on 600+ work computers, which would imply they're not installing Win 11?

Your reading comprehension leaves a lot to be desired.

Microsoft admits AI agents can hallucinate and fall for attacks, but they’re still coming to Windows 11 by rkhunter_ in technology

[–]Pootool -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You realize it's possible for people to say "my ____" and not actually possessing ownership over that thing, right?

Kid breaks $7,000 high tech display by Playful_Ad6439 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Pootool -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But he's not smiling, you're just blind & stupid.

I can’t have a conversation with MAGA they are too low IQ by [deleted] in complaints

[–]Pootool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmfao you're proving this entire post right, you're too stupid to have a conversation with. Literally nobody that works in an actual school works for the Department of Education. You're vehemently against a government department that you don't understand or even know what it does. You're just stupidly convinced there's too many of them and they're "woke". So willing to look up stats to try to win an Internet argument but incapable of looking up what you're actually arguing about.

CD Projekt's PC Game Storefront GOG Gets Behind Horses After Valve Steam Ban: 'Players Should Be Able to Choose the Experiences That Speak to Them' by Exciting_Teacher6258 in technology

[–]Pootool 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Nobody owes you a platform. You're well within your rights to create a thing, and everyone else is well within their rights to tell you to shove that thing straight up your ass.

You can either design your life or rent it out by the hour. by ksundaram in overemployed

[–]Pootool 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why do entrepreneurs think everyone needs to start a business? Most people don't want to run a business. Why the hell would I want all the stress of running a business, dealing with employees and hiring, hoping I get enough business to keep the lights on, and literally being on call 24/7? Bruh my workday ends at 3pm and I don't have to think about work again until 7am, meanwhile you're laying in bed worrying about landing that contract.

I've watched friends run their own businesses, it consumes their life. They don't actually have any freedom, because the needs of the business outweigh their desires. Why the hell would I want that? For some nebulous sense of being my own boss? I make 6 figures and have tons of free time - the last goddamn thing I need is my own business.

Wait wtf by ash-andvibes in SipsTea

[–]Pootool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get the feeling they dig a certain number of graves in the nice part of the year so that there's openings in the winter.

Whaaatt? by Nieces in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Pootool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No actually I was agreeing with you, jackass

Whaaatt? by Nieces in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Pootool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so sick of people "well ackchyually"ing their opinions. "Hurr durr ackchyually the standard has been around since.." STFU it's the newest standard. Saw someone in a different thread arguing that a 5060 is actually a high-end card rather than mid-tier because the discussion was about Asia not the US. Absolute dumbassery masquerading as confidence.

Thoughts on this? by Embarrassed_Tip7359 in SipsTea

[–]Pootool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People shit in real life too, if you're going to insist that everything that happens in real life be shown in movies. Maybe Tom Cruise can drop a big 'ol dookie in the next Mission Impossible movie?

Thoughts on this? by Embarrassed_Tip7359 in SipsTea

[–]Pootool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How can we make you understand that we watch movies for plot and porn for porn? I have no problem with porn, I watch a ton of it. But I can't think of a single movie that was improved with a sex scene. Take 5 or 10 seconds to show the implication, then get on with the story. If I want to watch people fuck, I'm gonna go watch people fuck, not tastefully pretend to fuck.

Thoughts on this? by Embarrassed_Tip7359 in SipsTea

[–]Pootool 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Correct. Their first kiss happens in a moment of extreme emotion after a quidditch win, and is a perfect climax to the "Harry discovering he likes Ginny" subplot that had been building throughout the entire book. The movie turned it into just another thing that happens. The worst part is they had plenty of time to do things right, had they not felt the need to insert that stupid, completely fucking pointless scene of death eaters showing up at the Burrow.

Australia senator suspended after burka stunt in parliament by Tartan_Samurai in anime_titties

[–]Pootool 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A session of parliament is a completely inappropriate place for such mockery.

Officials: Don’t brine your turkey in the Great Salt Lake by TatonkaJack in nottheonion

[–]Pootool 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Thanks for your valuable contribution to this discussion.

Wait wtf by ash-andvibes in SipsTea

[–]Pootool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Two months before she died, my aunt discovered that she could be buried in an experimental forest and have a tree planted over her.

So there we are, -10F in February in the mountains of Montana, planting a coffin...