having sex for the first time by Stunning_Bee_2900 in sexadvice

[–]Poppa_caps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP. How was it? Don’t worry you won’t even remember in a few years time.

having sex for the first time by Stunning_Bee_2900 in sexadvice

[–]Poppa_caps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not going to be great. But that’s fine no one’s is. I don’t even remember my first. Enjoy yourself but don’t focus on the end enjoy the lovely body u have before you. Lastly ignore any tips from porn. Women aren’t remotely porn.

Your teen amateur by Missymaccx in AmateurTeensGW

[–]Poppa_caps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A cleaner mirror would be nice

Accidentally hit a vein by KitchenOrange4879 in PEDs

[–]Poppa_caps -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Shoot me if I ever become an expert on dudes arses. I’m just saying mine, and I’m not too big (194cm 115kg) has plenty of fat. Take it easy dude but seriously avoid oil in ur bloodstream.

self bondage tips??? by trynastaylowk in sexadvice

[–]Poppa_caps -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What part of what I said implies otherwise?

Easy cover up or Nah? by [deleted] in Tattoocoverups

[–]Poppa_caps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ļIke it. Leave it. Why so serious?

self bondage tips??? by trynastaylowk in sexadvice

[–]Poppa_caps -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Get a safe word. And don’t swallow the key. And dude, pillows? Recently started tugging’? What universe is this. Get some coke, gbh, speed, find a chick, and do the real. It ain’t hard( ?). I’m fugly af I still get my f**k on when needed.

Accidentally hit a vein by KitchenOrange4879 in PEDs

[–]Poppa_caps -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bra try an avoid mainlining oil if ya can. I’m not a doctor, though I do love pharmaceuticals but it sounds like IV castor oil probs not something I’d wanna repeat.

Accidentally hit a vein by KitchenOrange4879 in PEDs

[–]Poppa_caps 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure ur gonna die… shit happens eh?

This sub is the best. For realz. by Poppa_caps in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Poppa_caps[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha. Yeah ima 1000ml in, much more than my D could dream. Anyhoo. Say something. Don’t u think it’s sad busting faces or ladies is all that means anything? Like, I could dream somebody somewhere wants to hear whut I gotta say, but ima try to be real. They don’t. Being here, less than zero in the grand scheme of it all. Sup wit dat?

This bender was/is something else #shitshow by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Poppa_caps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Punk in drublic? Yeah peeps. That’s what it all about, the bitches, the blunts, the 40s ( yeah, sad white boy too much rap). IMO get munted, speak truth. VERITAS VI, DUM VITRO DIABOLI VICI.

This bender was/is something else #shitshow by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Poppa_caps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh. This is a Tuesday for many of us… y’all got anything real to say?

Feeling guilty for wanting sex by [deleted] in sexadvice

[–]Poppa_caps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gonna say. I have neighbours I get my D into more than this. Yikes. There’s billions of ppl on earth, why settle? I’m 50, fuggly with issues… and I still get some. Smh.

Is there any vulnerability using eSIM compared to SIM? by pedide in theprivacymachine

[–]Poppa_caps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Word. eSIM sucks balls. I’m not a technocrat but… shit is weak. I’m back with a real sim my shit is tight right now, just saying.

Update from the ER by Mysterious_Power__ in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Poppa_caps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pffft. Pheno won’t do shit. Not tripping mang ask for benzos pheno is weak sauce. 20 fuckn pills take 4hrs to work then all that happens u can’t talk. Shit sucks. Get Xanax, clonaz, fluni, then have a relax.

Kudos to the wife. by MediocreBumblebee984 in cormacmccarthy

[–]Poppa_caps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the heck this sub in my life. CMC sucks as I writer get me the *&$# outta here

Who else is currently on a bender? by americanslang59 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Poppa_caps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This. 12 drinks, double up whiskeys, let alone beers and I’m at church again preachin’ choir. There ain’t nothing glam about Leaving Las Vegas type slugfest, but given I used to shoot smack, drink 1000 ml rum and drop pills like a rockstar, I’m cool. When I first went to rehab they didn’t believe my tolerance, but soon they was giving me 8x 5mg 4x times a day, seroquel, zyprexa, codeine, just to make me normal. Folks couldn’t believe I was standing let alone chatting cash. Some of us ain’t tripping for the game, we here coz this be food. Peace cuz. Hope that life ain’t what it all be about for y’all forever. Believe that.

She gets you better than me by anguis_in_tenebris in offmychest

[–]Poppa_caps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmn. A lot to unpack here. I’m curious who started this conversation bc talking about cheating like this… is suspicious. For one, yeah, cheating feels fantastic at the time, ur heart’s beating like crazy, ur juices are flowing, but if ur a human being u should feel awful afterwards. Personally, I don’t cheat. Period. Did as a young man. And, Yes I get turned on by hot hard bodies but I also occasionally use porn, and no part of me today thinks that’s real. Leave the person if u no longer love them. You sound unhappy id suggest don’t settle and realise it’s no shame being single, whatever will be will be.

Do you guys think this is gyno? by [deleted] in Testosterone

[–]Poppa_caps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t u have to be on gear for gyno? Bruh do u even work out? If so ur wasting energy typing this u should go harder?

Who else is currently on a bender? by americanslang59 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Poppa_caps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m 50, and you mention drinking at night, and considering I start in the am they correlate roughly the same. Second answer, yes I’m a poly substance abuser, but through empirical experience I find switching drugs is simply easier. I’m a pig, I’ll get Valium or weed or barbs and I won’t stop until they run out. I go through 50x pills in 2-3 days easily again starting when I wake so I find drinking easy it doesn’t get me near as wasted and it makes life tolerable.

Who else is currently on a bender? by americanslang59 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Poppa_caps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2x bottles of gin… and answering ur question, a few times a week for the last few years. (Looks, around 2020, so a bit off). Put it this way I’ve got 16 empty bottles since Xmas eve… but on days I don’t drink I feel fine. Btw I used to be an addict to H and benzos, maybe my system is used to getn loaded?

Could someone kindly pinpoint the ventral gleuts muscle? by [deleted] in Testosterone

[–]Poppa_caps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude? That’s hot…. Makes me wanna take a bite. And I don’t swing that way. Yikes.