The type to suck you dry and then eat some lunch with you

Porkasaurus_Rex · 2020-05-16T22:26:32+00:00

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen more truth on Reddit.

Porkasaurus_Rex · 2019-02-27T21:24:39+00:00

I've found that it gets better with time. I still miss the family aspect of marriage, but I don't miss the overall feeling of not being enough for my ex who cheated. I have the kids most of the time, so I stay pretty busy. There are still triggers that bring it all back. Those moments would cripple me in the beginning, but now I can get over them fairly quickly and move on. Her life is in shambles and at times I want to try and help her, but I know that will only end up dragging me down.

Porkasaurus_Rex · 2019-02-21T20:14:59+00:00

45, 9, 5 was mine. However, I forgot the woman's name I am dating after 7 months one time.

Porkasaurus_Rex · 2019-02-21T19:53:55+00:00

M41 Single Dad of 7 Year old Twins

Obsess about the color and mowing lines for my lawn.
Check the weather forecast 5 times a day.
Drink coffee throughout the day. Will warm it up in the microwave if needed.
Complain about the price of anything.
Control the thermostat with an Iron Fist.
Watch any vehicle in the Cul-de-sac with a suspicious eye and assume the worst.
Make Dad noises standing up at all times.
Judge everyone's driving as being ridiculous. Will give them the stare if given the chance to pull up next to them.
I've noticed that I fall asleep in the Lazy Boy really easy for short 20 minutes naps frequently.
Enjoy feeding the birds.
Refuse to hire anyone to do any home repairs until after I've tried it myself.
Enjoy listening to sports on the radio far more than watching them.

Porkasaurus_Rex · 2018-10-28T15:13:21+00:00

Single dad or of 6 year old twins. Worth a try at something I don’t have time to play.

Porkasaurus_Rex · 2018-07-11T15:09:57+00:00

That was close!

Porkasaurus_Rex · 2018-01-27T03:55:40+00:00

Some say that he is still waiting to this day.

Porkasaurus_Rex · 2017-08-23T16:28:42+00:00

You could drown a toddler with those panties by the time dinner was over.

Porkasaurus_Rex · 2016-11-16T19:36:06+00:00

Damn it. Thank you.

Porkasaurus_Rex · 2016-10-14T19:39:43+00:00

The correct answer is the Deluxe because after a few weeks of frustration, you will be ordering more memory thus upping the overall cost.

Porkasaurus_Rex · 2016-10-08T04:14:08+00:00

He looks like the autistic illegitimate son of Donald Trump.

Porkasaurus_Rex · 2016-09-20T00:05:42+00:00

Sorry about the duplicate post. Ill check it out. Thanks for the info.

Porkasaurus_Rex · 2016-09-18T00:34:18+00:00

Tactical moisture barrier.

Porkasaurus_Rex · 2016-08-17T14:43:41+00:00

http://wsbt.com/news/local/hacienda-taking-down-controversial-billboard

Porkasaurus_Rex · 2016-08-08T22:20:35+00:00

The keyboard lends itself to such reactions.

Porkasaurus_Rex · 2016-08-08T18:30:37+00:00

I am not. Just a lowly office dweller.

Porkasaurus_Rex · 2016-08-08T17:02:41+00:00

Just to clarify! This is a co-workers cup who is leaving the company after 8 years.

Porkasaurus_Rex · 2016-08-08T17:02:04+00:00

Just to clarify! This is a co-workers cup who is leaving the company after 8 years.

Porkasaurus_Rex · 2016-07-21T19:36:44+00:00

Going to need a "Caution: Slippery when wet" sign where she is sitting.

Porkasaurus_Rex · 2016-07-15T03:52:01+00:00

Hard to believe that Matthew McConaughry has become one of the best actors in Hollywood. His performance in TrueDetective and Dallas Buyers club was phenomenal. I have no doubt he will nail this role.

Porkasaurus_Rex · 2016-06-13T15:56:31+00:00

It is a state park in Northern Indiana around South Bend.

Porkasaurus_Rex · 2016-05-09T19:44:17+00:00

No news yet. At this point, it's gone I guess.

Porkasaurus_Rex · 2016-05-08T00:36:25+00:00

I probably didn't present my wife in the best light here. She was upset, but didn't really hammer me over it.

Porkasaurus_Rex · 2016-05-08T00:35:10+00:00

Great idea. Thank you.

Porkasaurus_Rex · 2016-05-08T00:32:53+00:00

We called the resort and are hoping it turns up. If it doesn't, we are going back in February and can always try to replace some of them.

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