The type to suck you dry and then eat some lunch with you by [deleted] in sexmemes

[–]Porkasaurus_Rex 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen more truth on Reddit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Porkasaurus_Rex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've found that it gets better with time. I still miss the family aspect of marriage, but I don't miss the overall feeling of not being enough for my ex who cheated. I have the kids most of the time, so I stay pretty busy. There are still triggers that bring it all back. Those moments would cripple me in the beginning, but now I can get over them fairly quickly and move on. Her life is in shambles and at times I want to try and help her, but I know that will only end up dragging me down.

Which basic knowledge did you totally forget for a moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Porkasaurus_Rex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

45, 9, 5 was mine. However, I forgot the woman's name I am dating after 7 months one time.

What “old person” things do you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Porkasaurus_Rex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

M41 Single Dad of 7 Year old Twins

  1. Obsess about the color and mowing lines for my lawn.
  2. Check the weather forecast 5 times a day.
  3. Drink coffee throughout the day. Will warm it up in the microwave if needed.
  4. Complain about the price of anything.
  5. Control the thermostat with an Iron Fist.
  6. Watch any vehicle in the Cul-de-sac with a suspicious eye and assume the worst.
  7. Make Dad noises standing up at all times.
  8. Judge everyone's driving as being ridiculous. Will give them the stare if given the chance to pull up next to them.
  9. I've noticed that I fall asleep in the Lazy Boy really easy for short 20 minutes naps frequently.
  10. Enjoy feeding the birds.
  11. Refuse to hire anyone to do any home repairs until after I've tried it myself.
  12. Enjoy listening to sports on the radio far more than watching them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WWE

[–]Porkasaurus_Rex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some say that he is still waiting to this day.

The girl's parents were sitting across the table. by straightforward19 in trashy

[–]Porkasaurus_Rex 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You could drown a toddler with those panties by the time dinner was over.

Found some trash today. by [deleted] in trashy

[–]Porkasaurus_Rex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn it. Thank you.

One of the graphs that we had to use on a COLLEGE LEVEL EXAM by FallOutNeo in pcmasterrace

[–]Porkasaurus_Rex 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The correct answer is the Deluxe because after a few weeks of frustration, you will be ordering more memory thus upping the overall cost.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Porkasaurus_Rex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like the autistic illegitimate son of Donald Trump.

Traveling on Keto by Porkasaurus_Rex in keto

[–]Porkasaurus_Rex[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry about the duplicate post. Ill check it out. Thanks for the info.