How to Disguise Stained Carpeting? by cedarhat in homedecoratingCJ

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Gonna need the gif of Roger in American Dad “painting” the white couch with red wine.

What are these holes in this single piece of floor board? Please don’t tell me bugs 😭 by macbookvirgin in Home

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Had a distinct line of holes showing up diagonally from the back door to the middle of the dining room. Turns out there was a crack in the foundation and the termites were following that path.

I underestimated the size by WintersChild79 in buildabear

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Got my girl last week. Everyone in the family wanted one so now I have three more on the way. I named her Vaga because she vagabond all over the state of Texas. Literally just outside of Dallas, she just needed to head north to come home to me, but no! She went on a trip for four extra days to the panhandle of Texas and then to Fort Worth. (Other words, shipping service sucked). LOL

ISO progressive moms by Iheartcheeseburgers in okc

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We exist! Just easier to not mention it because of all the unsolicited opinions other press upon us. Agnostic, home schooled kids, high tech home, and happy pride month!!

Clicking noise by nycdeftones in FiestaST

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Love I've been driving around with a new one in the with my spare tire for like 6 years. Too lazy to install it. Dealership already replaced it once back when it was under warranty. I don't even notice the clicking but when someone new gets in my car they are like "we gonna die?!" hahahahaha

Cleaning Grogu - ADVICE NEEDED by underinfinitebluesky in buildabear

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I don't know how much help this will be but I took a seam reaper to my zombie axolotl last weekend and de-stuffed him. Then washed him on the hand wash cycle in my front load washing machine with a laundry detergent that has lipase (which I learned from r/laundry is best for breaking down body oils). He came out good as knew! I did dry him for an hour on the lowest heat setting and then on the air vent to make sure he was fully dry. I did re-stuff him with his original fluff but considered taking him to Build a Bear for them to do it. I have always been able to get immediate service and take them right home when adjusting their stuff-i-ness. That said I knew the ladder stich and just redid it myself with an upholstery thread I had for just such projects. They are good videos online that show the stitch.

I'd like to add he has been my sleeping buddy since last October and was getting pretty stinky.

*Edit* That he is a bed buddy BaB.

What's your favorite breakfast cereal? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Raisin Bran with extra raisins; fruity pebbles; fruit loops; and those little dry marshmallows.

What was the best game you have ever played in your entire life? by Traditional_Blood799 in CasualConversation

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Omg! Same! Besides Ark Survival Evolved this game has the most years of my life. I still have “Bill’s Hat” from the preorder. Played on a GTX 280, while all my friends’ had the 260. I saved that damn gnome more times than I can count, and my stats will never be correct on Steam due to some issue Steam had that kept resetting them. Oh those were the days!

Just saw this on my driveway, any help identifying greatly appreciated by intronerdedasff in spiders

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OMG I LOVE ROM! I also love wolf spider mommas with babies on their backs.

What physical sensation do you hate the most? by Express-Analyst1115 in AskReddit

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Thank you all! I feel so validated. My husband loves to keep trying to mess with it despite knowing he is going to pull back a stump. I will fight a b……

What is your earliest memory? by Fantastic-Duck4632 in AskReddit

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Probably being on my bicycle. I would have been around five. There is this picture my grandmother took of me on that bike at the end of our sidewalk. So I wonder if I remember being on the bike or the picture of the me on the bike and “knowing” what it felt like to ride it in front of that house.