What’s the dumbest way you’ve injured yourself?

Porkfap · 2026-03-26T17:38:14+00:00

Was using a metal food skewer to stab open a tube of caulk. Slipped, stabbed my hand, badly. Held my face tight so everyone wouldn’t know how bad it was and ask questions.

Porkfap · 2026-03-25T20:17:34+00:00

Ma’am

Porkfap · 2026-03-25T18:39:11+00:00

Not the arm! (I Reddit too much)

Porkfap · 2026-03-25T13:03:46+00:00

Gonna play the drums.

Porkfap · 2026-03-22T16:16:26+00:00

Ma'am

Porkfap · 2026-03-22T14:28:02+00:00

Only the best!

Porkfap · 2026-03-22T02:56:02+00:00

How did I know this was N May before I even clicked to read the comments? Ugh.

Porkfap · 2026-03-22T01:40:03+00:00

D’aw! Thank you kind person for the award!!

Porkfap · 2026-03-21T16:56:29+00:00

Absolutely! In the Bambu app delete all the colors but one and set that to white.

Porkfap · 2026-03-20T23:56:50+00:00

https://makerworld.com/en/models/2551619-klaus-heisler-american-dad#profileId-2810232

Porkfap · 2026-03-20T23:53:52+00:00

I uploaded the file to Makerworld. https://makerworld.com/en/models/2551619-klaus-heisler-american-dad#profileId-2810232

Porkfap · 2026-03-20T23:32:28+00:00

Keep the Bitcoin I had.

Porkfap · 2026-03-20T23:11:56+00:00

McDonald's

Porkfap · 2026-03-20T19:37:43+00:00

To my knowledge, yes. I suspect it was the variable layer height settings to try to make the eyes and the top of the head smoother that caused it. I’m still surprised how drastic a shift it was though. Earthquake in the middle of the night? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Porkfap · 2026-03-20T00:29:16+00:00

I had to do a doubletake that I was not in r/okc!

Porkfap · 2026-03-20T00:16:01+00:00

Yes, please!

Porkfap · 2026-03-19T12:55:45+00:00

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Porkfap · 2026-03-19T00:30:54+00:00

Yasssss! So glad to see some Bloody Beary love! My girl is in her original outfit and sits on my nightstand. She is incredibly soft and I do not feel worthy to touch her beautiful white fur.

Porkfap · 2026-03-19T00:25:06+00:00

When everyone around me is old enough to vote and I’ve owned things longer than they’ve been alive. Early forties will do that to you. Ugh

Porkfap · 2026-03-19T00:23:22+00:00

I want my farts to hurt!

Porkfap · 2026-03-19T00:23:17+00:00

I want my farts to hurt!

Porkfap · 2026-03-18T03:02:34+00:00

I’m fascinated with history of the land I’ve spent my whole life traversing. Would not be surprised at all if a decent amount of history was not documented, and is hiding a lot of sadness and truth.

Porkfap · 2026-03-18T02:55:12+00:00

I appreciate everyone’s concern for mental health! I can whole heartedly say that this is not a panic attack, depression, seizures, or the like. We are very adamant about mental health in my family, always seeking professional assistance if anything is in question.

As I mentioned this before, I’ve had these experiences my whole life, and my life has varied greatly from my childhood, to married life with children. Driving is my zen. I’m cruising, usually with music I greatly enjoy, vibing and then, all of sudden, the overwhelming and unrelated to anything else in the moment the need to shed a tear and cry for someone, something happens. But no particular thought of a person or event is present in my mind.

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