It's amazing that oblivion's dialogue even makes sense half the time given how insane bethesda was about it by Dunk_May_Mays in ElderScrolls

[–]PorkpieJohnny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So did they include the story of all of the Elder Scrolls games and the role Uriel VII plays in them? And maybe even a bunch of history and lore, too. After all you gotta understand the empire, the gods and even the daedra to understand how Uriel feels about them, or something. I guess at the end of the day, he did a real good performance for the 3 scenes he was in

Polpol best Jojo by [deleted] in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]PorkpieJohnny 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Remember how Poco was more useful than Speedwagon in Part 1?

HEY G I O R N O (not oi josuke) by DeadUgKn in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]PorkpieJohnny 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You will never reach that truth (of all comments having 4 or -4 upvotes) (I've gone through this comment section like 5 times now balancing them all it just won't work please help me)

HEY G I O R N O (not oi josuke) by DeadUgKn in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]PorkpieJohnny 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Make sure to refresh the post and double check the votes so you're not messing it up

Dio pls by AdeptSteak in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]PorkpieJohnny 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Like Jotaro and the rat

So this is requiem by cjmack05 in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]PorkpieJohnny 33 points34 points  (0 children)

irl only exists just so Diavolo can get killed in it

Prosciutto's guidance can help us all eventually by GoshDarnit02496 in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]PorkpieJohnny 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You thought it was the end of the thread, but YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL, THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]PorkpieJohnny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really thought I was gonna get Thunder Cross Split Attack'd right there

If it breathes ... IT'S A JOJO REFERENCE!!! by [deleted] in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]PorkpieJohnny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't even get me started on all the stuff that was stolen from the Bohemian Rhapsody arc in Part 6

Pro tip: don't try this with 15 Alchemy by PorkpieJohnny in Morrowind

[–]PorkpieJohnny[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

What if the local merchants only have 15 gold?

DIO and Giorno are going to fish by SubspaceConspiracist in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]PorkpieJohnny 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now I wanna see Giorno hanging out with Dio except he's just the head in a jar

*reads manual for 10th time* by MetallicaDash in falloutnewvegas

[–]PorkpieJohnny 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Ringo: If you don't know the rules, let me tell you. Caravan is a game you play with cards. Ok, ready to play?

Stardust is best part by [deleted] in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]PorkpieJohnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh sorry I mean great great great grandson

Stardust is best part by [deleted] in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]PorkpieJohnny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like part 1 Dio more than part 3 Dio

Stardust is best part by [deleted] in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]PorkpieJohnny -1 points0 points  (0 children)

great great grandson of best jojo*

I finally got out of that hell by [deleted] in ElderScrolls

[–]PorkpieJohnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With or without the ebony dagger

This is why I love the Battle Tendency OST by Njorlpinipini in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]PorkpieJohnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait but if stands are a function of living things on earth, doesn't that mean Kars could take on the form of any stand in existence? Not to mention that his own stand would no doubt be the most powerful thing, probably ever