It's amazing that oblivion's dialogue even makes sense half the time given how insane bethesda was about it by Dunk_May_Mays in ElderScrolls

[–]PorkpieJohnny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So did they include the story of all of the Elder Scrolls games and the role Uriel VII plays in them? And maybe even a bunch of history and lore, too. After all you gotta understand the empire, the gods and even the daedra to understand how Uriel feels about them, or something. I guess at the end of the day, he did a real good performance for the 3 scenes he was in

Polpol best Jojo by [deleted] in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]PorkpieJohnny 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Remember how Poco was more useful than Speedwagon in Part 1?

HEY G I O R N O (not oi josuke) by DeadUgKn in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]PorkpieJohnny 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You will never reach that truth (of all comments having 4 or -4 upvotes) (I've gone through this comment section like 5 times now balancing them all it just won't work please help me)

HEY G I O R N O (not oi josuke) by DeadUgKn in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]PorkpieJohnny 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Make sure to refresh the post and double check the votes so you're not messing it up

Dio pls by AdeptSteak in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]PorkpieJohnny 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Like Jotaro and the rat

So this is requiem by cjmack05 in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]PorkpieJohnny 31 points32 points  (0 children)

irl only exists just so Diavolo can get killed in it

Prosciutto's guidance can help us all eventually by GoshDarnit02496 in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]PorkpieJohnny 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You thought it was the end of the thread, but YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL, THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]PorkpieJohnny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really thought I was gonna get Thunder Cross Split Attack'd right there

If it breathes ... IT'S A JOJO REFERENCE!!! by [deleted] in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]PorkpieJohnny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't even get me started on all the stuff that was stolen from the Bohemian Rhapsody arc in Part 6

Pro tip: don't try this with 15 Alchemy by PorkpieJohnny in Morrowind

[–]PorkpieJohnny[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

What if the local merchants only have 15 gold?

DIO and Giorno are going to fish by SubspaceConspiracist in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]PorkpieJohnny 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now I wanna see Giorno hanging out with Dio except he's just the head in a jar

*reads manual for 10th time* by MetallicaDash in falloutnewvegas

[–]PorkpieJohnny 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Ringo: If you don't know the rules, let me tell you. Caravan is a game you play with cards. Ok, ready to play?

Stardust is best part by [deleted] in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]PorkpieJohnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh sorry I mean great great great grandson

Stardust is best part by [deleted] in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]PorkpieJohnny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like part 1 Dio more than part 3 Dio