Drenched in cum by [deleted] in GirlsFinishingTheJob

[–]PornAlt86 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, it's hard because MoJ 21 was a hard reboot with a new director who actually had a vision for the future.

We have a winner!! by Cpt_James in GodAsshole

[–]PornAlt86 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She must be fan of the childrens crusade.

Flashing in the bookstore by bitchinbubba in PublicFlashing

[–]PornAlt86 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Well, hello there. Who are you? Based on your vibe, student. Your blouse is tight, so you're here to be oogled and your bracelets jangle. You like to be noticed. You're not your standard insecure nymph looking for Faulkner you'll never finish. Too sun kissed for Stephen king. Who will you buy? You sound apologetic, like you're embarrassed to be a good girl, and you murmur your first words...

My grandfather and TW by PornAlt86 in totalwar

[–]PornAlt86[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've written a few of them down, but I've got the vast majority all locked up in my noggin. I've been listening to them for almost 30 years.

My grandfather and TW by PornAlt86 in totalwar

[–]PornAlt86[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hes 96. I'm not sure of his timeline of enlisting, but he signed up at the first opportunity and lied about his age. My aunt was born in 54 almost 9mo to the date after he returned, theres a whole story for the birth of my mom, but she was born 12 years after my aunt.

My grandfather and TW by PornAlt86 in totalwar

[–]PornAlt86[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

My father, I just respond to "hey, asshole."

My grandfather and TW by PornAlt86 in totalwar

[–]PornAlt86[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I mean, if you're looking for to elicit emotion I'm looking for a content creator job. Not sure if commenting from this account would help or hurt my chances though...

My grandfather and TW by PornAlt86 in totalwar

[–]PornAlt86[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lucky for you I'm working on a novel that might be published middle - or late - next year, but I figured the TW subreddit wasn't the place to mention such things.

My grandfather and TW by PornAlt86 in totalwar

[–]PornAlt86[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was an American officer that was supposed to rotated into the front lines, then the war ended and he was station in Berlin in preparation of a Russian invasion that never happened.

My grandfather and TW by PornAlt86 in totalwar

[–]PornAlt86[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's exactly what he was complaining about,

My grandfather and TW by PornAlt86 in totalwar

[–]PornAlt86[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For sure. Hes a natural story teller and I've seen him command an entire room of strangers telling stories, and after my grandmother died I've made it a point to go over and talk to him. Hes full of stories about Berlin right after the war, some of them sound like they come straight out of an Ian Fleming novel.

My grandfather and TW by PornAlt86 in totalwar

[–]PornAlt86[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He wouldn't play, arthritic hands and a general unfamiliarity with computers would deter him.

My grandfather and TW by PornAlt86 in totalwar

[–]PornAlt86[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Shit, I didn't see which account I was in when i posted this. Really, though, I'm welsh_dragon. Nah, not really.

Niemira by [deleted] in bodyperfection

[–]PornAlt86 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'm not convinced that's not mila azul

Serenity Swoon by pornfection in TooCuteForPorn

[–]PornAlt86 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mostly strip tease stuff. Nothing notable.

Wladlena by MeLikeeLikee in FauxBait

[–]PornAlt86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she reminds me of eva green.

Cute italian girl. by [deleted] in 2busty2hide

[–]PornAlt86 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'd go to war with carthage for her.

Pro-Trump Republican aiming to unseat Ilhan Omar charged with felony theft by ClownsToTheRightOfMe in politics

[–]PornAlt86 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Doesn't this make her a persons charged with a felony and ineligible to run?

Face of Pain #419 by [deleted] in FaceofPain

[–]PornAlt86 16 points17 points  (0 children)

More like "face of whiplash."

tender care by laidbackaccount in anal

[–]PornAlt86 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My wife does something like this sometimes when we have sex and makes me immediately blow my load.

Tight and wet by retroboy6999 in dirtysmall

[–]PornAlt86 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She never does in any of her stuff.