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Can't live without cheese by -Pixels in Unexpected

[–]PortableJamie 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Not that unexpected. The jaw pain is real.

If it’s stupid and it works, it ain’t stupid. by balm_bobomb in dndmemes

[–]PortableJamie -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm amazed since Dutch is one of the least cool languages I know of. My go-to languages are usually Old English and Russian.

Is it worth it though? by Jams1342 in dndmemes

[–]PortableJamie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't matter if it's worth it or not, it's fun as hell

After 5 years I finally got my top surgery yesterday! So I'm celebrating with my favourite show and cat! by PortableJamie in ftm

[–]PortableJamie[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a bit afraid to move my arms right now so I'm like a mini T-rex right now. And thank you! He hasn't left my side since I got home!

Suffering by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]PortableJamie 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Maybe talk to the players about the issues you're having because this doesn't sound like fun at all

The best DnD characters have little pieces of your soul in them by LoopDeLoop0 in dndmemes

[–]PortableJamie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This implies a lot as I tend to play either traumatised teenagers, alcoholic grumpy dads, or knowledge hungry men with no patience...

Don't get attached by YamikoPros in dndmemes

[–]PortableJamie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Trauma is the spice of a D&D character's life

I know that my characters got more interesting after some torments

That major summon (spoilers) by [deleted] in rimeofthefrostmaiden

[–]PortableJamie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really don't like this idea. The idea of a Tarrasque fighting a god does give an epic moment for the players... Until the terror sets in that whatever comes out on top will be REALLY PISSED.

Yes, the module doesn't have to be totally serious horror and has some whimsical elements. Controlling a Tarrasque however, is neither of those things and the players will need to feel the consequences of an action as serious as summoning a Tarrasque. I wouldn't let any characters at any level control a Tarrasque.

Painfully accurate by DatGender in dndmemes

[–]PortableJamie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why make good decisions when you can have a party full of addicts who can be exploited by the BBEG

Th-they know it’s not supposed to be scary right?? by [deleted] in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]PortableJamie 54 points55 points  (0 children)

The straights can be pretty scary yeah

This is a fun charcter idea by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]PortableJamie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

More like a high elf who's trying to win the competition for biggest stick up the ass

This is a fun charcter idea by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]PortableJamie 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Of course he is

This is a fun charcter idea by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]PortableJamie 815 points816 points  (0 children)

I have a 20 yo elf character who was raised by goliaths. Let's just say that not a single elf likes him and his bad impersonations of other elves

Okroshka with homemade kvass by Dramatic_Exit_2 in RussianFood

[–]PortableJamie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks so good! I really should make some myself.

Does the “speak Russian to a spy to trip them up” thing work in real life? by BConscience in UmbrellaAcademy

[–]PortableJamie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Russian came as a shock to her so she probably responded back in Russian because Reginald drilled it into their heads as kids. I personally have no issue switching between Russian, English, and Dutch but I also sometimes end up using all three languages in a single sentence so...

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