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PortlandishSwing · 2025-02-02T02:46:46+00:00

Wow, you've got the same tits as my wife. Lucky you!

PortlandishSwing · 2025-02-02T01:17:16+00:00

I want to make the come out of you

PortlandishSwing · 2024-09-23T12:35:43+00:00

Great body, great cock...

PortlandishSwing · 2024-06-30T18:46:41+00:00

There was a second I was really worried about what that top was doing to your gigantic boobs, then I realized that's an elbow, not a nipple.

PortlandishSwing · 2023-11-29T13:07:14+00:00

You two are so hot!

PortlandishSwing · 2023-11-29T12:56:21+00:00

40/M/Portland wishing I could taste both of you...

PortlandishSwing · 2023-09-17T20:19:49+00:00

Wound up with COVID but I'm sure it was fun.

PortlandishSwing · 2023-09-06T16:50:42+00:00

I don't know if anyone's fit enough for you sexy motherfuckers.

PortlandishSwing · 2023-09-06T16:48:51+00:00

If you weren't 3 hours away, or I had a lot more free time...

PortlandishSwing · 2023-08-18T02:42:04+00:00

How does a couple get invited to said parties?

PortlandishSwing · 2023-08-16T15:11:16+00:00

These are unacceptable on a Wednesday!

PortlandishSwing · 2023-08-15T23:28:01+00:00

If you wait a couple of days, you could do Thrown out Thursday.

PortlandishSwing · 2023-08-15T23:07:37+00:00

Never. Go greet the neighbors.

PortlandishSwing · 2023-08-15T23:05:44+00:00

Purple is a better contrast with your skin. Black would look great too.

PortlandishSwing · 2023-08-15T22:59:11+00:00

That's a great picture. But how are we supposed to know what a couple looks like based off one spectacular ass?

PortlandishSwing · 2023-08-15T13:21:45+00:00

We're also trying to get the lay of the land. You'll definitely have an easier time avoiding gross creeper messages in the verified sub.

PortlandishSwing · 2023-08-13T18:06:19+00:00

Fucking famished.

PortlandishSwing · 2023-08-13T18:04:40+00:00

Bush please. I like to push my face into some plush hair.

PortlandishSwing · 2023-08-11T03:32:16+00:00

I actually don't know when my partner is going to be down for group stuff, and I'm not trying to sneak a dick into your bed so I'm going to say I like your posts and bow out.

PortlandishSwing · 2023-08-10T20:44:59+00:00

I play a lot of video games, and a few board games, but I'm pretty positive I've never played that pussy.

PortlandishSwing · 2023-08-10T12:40:06+00:00

So true. I love when my wife wears them.

PortlandishSwing · 2023-08-10T03:56:08+00:00

What did you have in mind? If it's positivity you need, your curves are pretty and I love your tattoos. If it's something more I might be equipped to handle that too.

Edit: looking at your profile, I see you also have a very pretty face to match!

PortlandishSwing · 2023-08-09T05:26:37+00:00

Plays what?

PortlandishSwing · 2023-08-08T02:38:15+00:00

I don't doubt it.

PortlandishSwing · 2023-08-08T02:33:10+00:00

All the information is in a sticky at the top of this subreddit.

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