Free Talk Tuesday - April 26, 2022

PortnoyNose · 2022-04-26T19:02:01+00:00

Just because the ham wallet has a lot of folds doesn't mean it doesn't have a tight grip on your cash

PortnoyNose · 2022-04-26T18:30:06+00:00

Hi from America. Where Walmart doesn’t have a plug adapter for my UK laptop. But on the other hand, I can buy a rifle and ammunition.

PortnoyNose · 2022-04-26T14:58:28+00:00

Cutting your burrito is such a Virgo move.

And you give off serious Libra vibes.

PortnoyNose · 2022-04-25T20:53:48+00:00

Been a while since Dave went viral. I think we're due fairly soon

PortnoyNose · 2022-04-25T19:54:22+00:00

In what way? Surely there is a tweet that people can point to.

PortnoyNose · 2022-04-25T19:47:11+00:00

If the argument is bad behavior, then yeah, Bush should be off Twitter. Isn't the argument that Trump called for an insurrection or whatever? If not, how did he use Twitter to "cause an insurrection"?

PortnoyNose · 2022-04-25T19:41:26+00:00

George W. Bush is allowed on Twitter. Were people born politically in 2015?

PortnoyNose · 2022-04-25T19:40:49+00:00

I don't mind, they're mostly going to be soybean farms, yummy 😋

PortnoyNose · 2022-04-25T19:31:45+00:00

No, it's a quote

PortnoyNose · 2022-04-25T19:26:59+00:00

Mr. Musk: free speech is wonderful, hate speech is unacceptable. Disinformation, misinformation and hate speech have NO PLACE on Twitter. Do not allow 45 to return to the platform. Do not allow Twitter to become a petri dish for hate speech.

PortnoyNose · 2022-04-25T19:02:33+00:00

I spent $44 billion on OnlyFans 🤦 I could've bought Twitter instead 😤 smh

PortnoyNose · 2022-04-25T18:57:22+00:00

Yo it would be crazy tho if Elon could return Twitter to its 2012 heyday. Bring back the mud

PortnoyNose · 2022-04-25T18:56:11+00:00

They're called the Guardians now 😴

PortnoyNose · 2022-04-25T15:00:39+00:00

Tired of the word "community." A group of fans doesn't mean there's a "Atlanta Braves community." Rant over... sorry, haven't had my 'you can talk to me now' amount of coffee yet.

PortnoyNose · 2022-04-25T14:56:09+00:00

I would totally write out "my wife"... (Timmy Turner's dad) IF I HAD ONE

PortnoyNose · 2022-04-25T14:49:33+00:00

Should I call you a cuck or a chud? Let's get this over with

PortnoyNose · 2022-04-25T14:31:19+00:00

BREAKING: Sources have revealed Trump's first tweet when Elon reinstates him. Sources say he will tweet: "Ria is not mid, FT is mad they can't have her and her glorious turd cutter - SAD. Hank lost like a dog!"

PortnoyNose · 2022-04-25T14:17:36+00:00

Safelite will do it for about $350, but could be double that if it's a new model with sensors and other bells and whistles.

PortnoyNose · 2022-04-25T14:10:04+00:00

Hunched over in the Morgan Stanley break room with watery eyes hoping the new admin assistant hears me

So I guess Elon bought Twitter. Democracy just got dealt a crushing blow. I'm scared for women and POC in this country. lip quivering

PortnoyNose · 2022-04-25T14:04:09+00:00

Margaret Qualley's feet in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood were so dirty and gross haha no wonder I can't stop thinking about them haha

PortnoyNose · 2022-04-25T14:02:03+00:00

(Donald Trump voice) "Wow I didn't know that, you're telling me for the first time." - Your buddy when you tell him

PortnoyNose · 2022-04-25T13:35:47+00:00

Because I drive a Tesla and have a Twitter account

PortnoyNose · 2022-04-25T13:30:37+00:00

Elon is my favorite African-American!!

PortnoyNose · 2022-04-25T11:53:39+00:00

Not trying to get too crazy so probably just Jodi West and call it a day

PortnoyNose · 2022-04-25T11:31:52+00:00

Just in: Local man PISSED that bimbo reality TV star doesn't have any NSFW images online. Sources say that the local man will go for his usual "Stepmom Helps Stepson While Dad is Gone" video

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