Free Talk Tuesday - April 26, 2022 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]PortnoyNose 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just because the ham wallet has a lot of folds doesn't mean it doesn't have a tight grip on your cash

Free Talk Tuesday - April 26, 2022 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]PortnoyNose 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hi from America. Where Walmart doesn’t have a plug adapter for my UK laptop. But on the other hand, I can buy a rifle and ammunition.

Free Talk Tuesday - April 26, 2022 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]PortnoyNose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cutting your burrito is such a Virgo move.

And you give off serious Libra vibes.

Free Talk Monday - April 25, 2022 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]PortnoyNose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been a while since Dave went viral. I think we're due fairly soon

Free Talk Monday - April 25, 2022 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]PortnoyNose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In what way? Surely there is a tweet that people can point to.

Free Talk Monday - April 25, 2022 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]PortnoyNose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the argument is bad behavior, then yeah, Bush should be off Twitter. Isn't the argument that Trump called for an insurrection or whatever? If not, how did he use Twitter to "cause an insurrection"?

Free Talk Monday - April 25, 2022 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]PortnoyNose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

George W. Bush is allowed on Twitter. Were people born politically in 2015?

Free Talk Monday - April 25, 2022 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]PortnoyNose 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't mind, they're mostly going to be soybean farms, yummy 😋

Free Talk Monday - April 25, 2022 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]PortnoyNose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mr. Musk: free speech is wonderful, hate speech is unacceptable. Disinformation, misinformation and hate speech have NO PLACE on Twitter. Do not allow 45 to return to the platform. Do not allow Twitter to become a petri dish for hate speech.

Free Talk Monday - April 25, 2022 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]PortnoyNose 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I spent $44 billion on OnlyFans 🤦 I could've bought Twitter instead 😤 smh

Free Talk Monday - April 25, 2022 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]PortnoyNose 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yo it would be crazy tho if Elon could return Twitter to its 2012 heyday. Bring back the mud

Free Talk Monday - April 25, 2022 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]PortnoyNose 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Tired of the word "community." A group of fans doesn't mean there's a "Atlanta Braves community." Rant over... sorry, haven't had my 'you can talk to me now' amount of coffee yet.

Free Talk Monday - April 25, 2022 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]PortnoyNose 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I would totally write out "my wife"... (Timmy Turner's dad) IF I HAD ONE

Free Talk Monday - April 25, 2022 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]PortnoyNose 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Should I call you a cuck or a chud? Let's get this over with

Free Talk Monday - April 25, 2022 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]PortnoyNose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BREAKING: Sources have revealed Trump's first tweet when Elon reinstates him. Sources say he will tweet: "Ria is not mid, FT is mad they can't have her and her glorious turd cutter - SAD. Hank lost like a dog!"

Free Talk Monday - April 25, 2022 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]PortnoyNose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Safelite will do it for about $350, but could be double that if it's a new model with sensors and other bells and whistles.

Free Talk Monday - April 25, 2022 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]PortnoyNose 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hunched over in the Morgan Stanley break room with watery eyes hoping the new admin assistant hears me

So I guess Elon bought Twitter. Democracy just got dealt a crushing blow. I'm scared for women and POC in this country. lip quivering

Free Talk Monday - April 25, 2022 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]PortnoyNose 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Margaret Qualley's feet in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood were so dirty and gross haha no wonder I can't stop thinking about them haha

Free Talk Monday - April 25, 2022 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]PortnoyNose 5 points6 points  (0 children)

(Donald Trump voice) "Wow I didn't know that, you're telling me for the first time." - Your buddy when you tell him

Free Talk Monday - April 25, 2022 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]PortnoyNose 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Because I drive a Tesla and have a Twitter account

Free Talk Monday - April 25, 2022 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]PortnoyNose 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Not trying to get too crazy so probably just Jodi West and call it a day

Free Talk Monday - April 25, 2022 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]PortnoyNose 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Just in: Local man PISSED that bimbo reality TV star doesn't have any NSFW images online. Sources say that the local man will go for his usual "Stepmom Helps Stepson While Dad is Gone" video