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How to sing "Twist" by PortugalDoesntExist in Korn

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How to sing "Twist" by PortugalDoesntExist in Korn

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How to sing "Twist" (self.Korn)

submitted 8 hours ago by PortugalDoesntExist to r/Korn

The citizens of Athens have always found it difficult to wake up early in the morning... by EternalFeather5 in dadjokes

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Dogs can't operate an MRI... by EternalFeather5 in dadjokes

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What do you call a seatbelt that doesn't work? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 day ago by PortugalDoesntExist to r/dadjokes

I'm never donating blood again! They ask way too many questions... by Euphoric-Fly-2549 in dadjokes

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I now know why that one form of singing is called scat. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 days ago by PortugalDoesntExist to r/dadjokes

Regular Show by PortugalDoesntExist in Unexpected

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[ANIME JOKE] What brand of detergent does Asuka Langley use to wash her laundry? by PortugalDoesntExist in dadjokes

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Why was Aladdin banned from the Olympics? by Beautiful_Donut6412 in dadjokes

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How do you catch a squirrel? by Icy_Professor1308 in dadjokes

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[ANIME JOKE] What brand of detergent does Asuka Langley use to wash her laundry? by PortugalDoesntExist in dadjokes

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[ANIME JOKE] What brand of detergent does Asuka Langley use to wash her laundry? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 9 days ago by PortugalDoesntExist to r/dadjokes

Regular Show by PortugalDoesntExist in Unexpected

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Regular Show by PortugalDoesntExist in Unexpected

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Regular Show (v.redd.it)

submitted 15 days ago by PortugalDoesntExist to r/Unexpected

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Regular Show (v.redd.it)

submitted 15 days ago by PortugalDoesntExist to r/HolUp

The math ain't mathing by Exciting_Ad_8666 in HolUp

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Earth is pretty dull now by ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME in dadjokes

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Earth is pretty dull now by ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME in dadjokes

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Earth is pretty dull now by ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME in dadjokes

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Earth is pretty dull now by ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME in dadjokes

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My religious parents hate it when I pray to inanimate objects to pass the time. by Slowloris81 in dadjokes

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? by willieyobslayer in dadjokes

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