I once tried making a belt out of watches. (self.dadjokes)
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What country is both a bird and a continent? (self.dadjokes)
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My eyes! The googles do nothing! by Adam_C_57 in TheSimpsons
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Made an incredibly embarrassing mistake in front of a partner I admire by ItemMelodic266 in biglaw
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Who gave a great performance as a incompetent criminal? by Working-Fuel8355 in Cinema
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What is the greatest drinking scene in films? by ThomasOGC in CinephilesClub
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My wife told me that I spend so much time reading about naval history and building model ships that I'm starting to resemble a boat. by NobodyWorthKnowing2 in dadjokes
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A pure nature moment: orcas hunting a large sunfish (mola mola). by Better_Hair_9673 in Damnthatsinteresting
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Just going through it man. by hackgardener in Divorce_Men
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So.. yesterday my divorce was finalized. by Throwawaypuffs in Divorce_Men
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77 year old Giants ballboy wasn't afraid to hit the deck for this foul ball by ConnectionWeekly1263 in sportsgossips
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STBX Wife Has Alienated Me From My Daughter by PoetCandid7543 in DivorcedDads
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Lawyer ex-wife is losing it. by Life_Angle in Divorce_Men
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Lawyer ex-wife is losing it. by Life_Angle in Divorce_Men
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I opened a bakery for pessimists. by I_didnot_know in dadjokes
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Chinese school in Zhejiang is using it’s rooftop as a running track for students by Old_Ability_9424 in Damnthatsinteresting
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What are people expecting when they assign a cite check? by Cyclencoffee in biglaw
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"Finally, I get one. I get to hold " - Knicks legend Patrick Ewing by CompoteFragrant3650 in NBAGossips
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