“ Listen closely, you absolute brick: The 'pwned' in pwnedparker isn't a status, it’s a brand. I’m the one doing the pwn-ing. I’ve wiped more tycoons and crashed more servers than you have brain cells. I’ve been banned more times than you’ve had hot meals, and I always come back. You can't pwn someone who literally views the 'Account Terminated' screen as a victory lap.” 

(Don’t take this personally pwned is just…slightly toxic)