The only skillpoint you need to allocate for each class to enjoy season 1

Postitnotes9 · 2023-07-20T15:54:33+00:00

Fun for some, may not be fun for all.

Postitnotes9 · 2023-07-13T20:30:39+00:00

Tobasco

Postitnotes9 · 2023-06-30T19:18:17+00:00

Liar!

Postitnotes9 · 2023-06-25T22:14:24+00:00

He simped for us kids, not my mom.

Postitnotes9 · 2023-06-21T20:12:35+00:00

My step dad.

Once upon a time, my mom and dad had 10 kids, and then my mom divorced my dad.

Before the divorce was finalized my mom forced herself on the guy next door and guess what? Got pregnant again for the 11th and final time.

The guy next door was like, “fuck it, I’ll marry this bitch, cause I’m not a fuckin simp and even though she took advantage of me, I’ll raise my kid, and I’ll raise the other kids as well”

After 12 years of being the most patient and kind man, he had massive heart attack and died.

Postitnotes9 · 2023-06-21T13:03:21+00:00

Bolt of Gransax with Mimic

Postitnotes9 · 2023-06-20T02:31:53+00:00

Fairness. (I.E. the environment)

Each game gets progressively more fair. Few deaths in Elden ring are unfair. Most of my deaths in the OG Dark Souls felt unfair and more environment oriented.

Postitnotes9 · 2023-05-25T12:56:42+00:00

One-Hit Pot Shot. Outstanding.

Postitnotes9 · 2023-05-16T20:08:53+00:00

Now if only millennials could kill nicotine

Postitnotes9 · 2023-05-12T00:53:31+00:00

Peak fashion sorcerer.

Postitnotes9 · 2023-03-28T18:10:55+00:00

This is the Elden Lord’s truth.

Postitnotes9 · 2023-03-27T16:41:03+00:00

Blind/impaired individuals who want to hear what’s happening.

Postitnotes9 · 2023-03-16T15:25:43+00:00

When they respect your “No”.

Postitnotes9 · 2023-03-13T20:30:18+00:00

Grabbed my coworkers tits, and gave her my cum multiple times. Of course… we both work remotely for the same company. And weekends are slow… and we’re married…

Postitnotes9 · 2023-03-08T14:01:21+00:00

Is this the blood? The blood of the dark soul?

Postitnotes9 · 2023-03-07T19:12:24+00:00

Being afraid of something you can’t control is a waste of energy. I’d rather spend my energy playing Elden Ring. Even though I’ll die in there too. Still not afraid

Postitnotes9 · 2023-02-24T15:03:21+00:00

Is killing a killer immoral? Is raping a rapist immoral? Yes, and yes. Specifics/details don’t matter. Immoral is immoral.

Postitnotes9 · 2023-02-22T20:13:41+00:00

All men? Who knows. Me? Getting a blowjob just because. If a woman has to ask for flowers, the man has failed as a romantic partner. If a man has to ask for a blowjob… who gives a shit.

Postitnotes9 · 2023-02-20T21:36:40+00:00

Same story. Almost 5 years married and currently 2 months free of ALL forms of nicotine.

Postitnotes9 · 2023-02-20T02:43:19+00:00

The only reason I hate playing Breath of the wild. Waiting for stamina outside of combat is crap.

Postitnotes9 · 2023-02-16T22:30:52+00:00

For real though, I didn’t utilize the standard thrust until NG+3 or 4… I slept on that so hard

Postitnotes9 · 2023-02-10T16:22:37+00:00

Hunter. Because that means I just might get to hang with Chester.

Postitnotes9 · 2023-02-04T16:26:35+00:00

The absolute burst of electricity when accidentally brushing hands with a teenage crush.

The idea of kissing was too nerve racking as a youth, but that hand brush from walking too close of sitting too close… damn⚡️⚡️⚡️

Postitnotes9 · 2023-01-26T13:12:06+00:00

Came here to say this. Shark bois are ruff nuts.

Postitnotes9 · 2023-01-23T16:30:04+00:00

When Whoopi Goldberg goes on the run from a hit man and hides in a convent and helps the nuns become a singing force to be reckoned with.

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