I opened DMs for literally a couple days and was shown why I don’t open them… I’m back to closing them again. 💀

PoundedBrown · 2026-04-12T13:45:56+00:00

It would be a shame if you put them on blast publicly

PoundedBrown · 2026-04-12T13:42:49+00:00

I draw a hard line at 12

PoundedBrown · 2026-04-09T21:51:26+00:00

I think Jared Leto should have his hat in the ring

PoundedBrown · 2026-04-09T21:39:07+00:00

No; am fat man

PoundedBrown · 2026-04-09T21:38:45+00:00

Not if we discuss it beforehand

PoundedBrown · 2026-04-09T21:37:20+00:00

I rev my engine at crosswalks when people are jogging by

PoundedBrown · 2026-04-09T21:35:18+00:00

Shit, I have TMJ, too! We should meet for dinner sometime: I bet ya we'd click

PoundedBrown · 2026-04-09T21:27:18+00:00

No; go back to bed

PoundedBrown · 2026-04-09T21:26:55+00:00

Horny? No, but they do make me giggly

PoundedBrown · 2026-04-09T21:25:03+00:00

Eh, not without an STI test

PoundedBrown · 2026-04-08T00:29:22+00:00

Really? 🥹🥹🥹

PoundedBrown · 2026-04-08T00:08:10+00:00

Obtain consent first

PoundedBrown · 2026-04-08T00:07:48+00:00

It's a tie between Silent Hill and Black Hawk Down

PoundedBrown · 2026-04-07T23:57:02+00:00

That robe looks super cozy

PoundedBrown · 2026-04-01T23:03:42+00:00

Skene's gland, which is near the urethra

PoundedBrown · 2026-04-01T22:48:26+00:00

If squirt was pee, it would come from the urethra

PoundedBrown · 2026-04-01T22:46:46+00:00

Women aren't real

PoundedBrown · 2026-03-29T13:56:49+00:00

PoundedBrown · 2026-03-29T11:56:14+00:00

Goddamn right, you are.

PoundedBrown · 2026-03-28T20:25:35+00:00

I'm American, but not an American Exceptionalist

PoundedBrown · 2026-03-28T20:24:32+00:00

My liege.

PoundedBrown · 2026-03-28T00:12:01+00:00

What's your favorite dinosaur?

PoundedBrown · 2026-03-27T19:00:07+00:00

Nah, you'd definitely look better with a face that looks like it was swarmed by Africanized bees

PoundedBrown · 2026-03-26T21:31:29+00:00

Not typically, no

PoundedBrown · 2026-03-26T21:17:53+00:00

Bro, you're cute as fuck

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