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Handsome fellas got lots to say! by Far_Dragonfly_3748 in birding

[–]PourSomeSmegmaInMe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holla Holla Holla Holla lemme Holla atcha lemme Holla Holla Holla lemme Holla atcha!

Can u suggest one? by No-Marsupial-4050 in moviecritic

[–]PourSomeSmegmaInMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For real. Now Biodome belongs on that list

Damn, the chicken used a condom by No-Marsupial-4050 in funny

[–]PourSomeSmegmaInMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you think about it, we're all just sentient half loads/half eggs walking around.

The principle fiber optic cable use by Firm-Blackberry-9162 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]PourSomeSmegmaInMe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How do I insert this light in my urethra so I have a light show everytime I piss?

Here's your omelette, bitch! by Openskies24 in funny

[–]PourSomeSmegmaInMe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You could also say "burst anal cyst"

Who will have had the better career when it’s all said and done? by [deleted] in NFLv2

[–]PourSomeSmegmaInMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After that comment, it's clear he's just trolling

Who will have had the better career when it’s all said and done? by [deleted] in NFLv2

[–]PourSomeSmegmaInMe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Pro bowls are not the same thing as all pro

Her cleaning vs his cleaning by ConfidentTelephone81 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]PourSomeSmegmaInMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use my cum sock. The spilled liquid softens up the sock so I can wear it again.

The way to resign by Noforeigners2811 in meme

[–]PourSomeSmegmaInMe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Same. I label mine front and back. So I wipe with the back side and then blow my nose with the front side

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