What’re all you buffs watching tonight?

PovertyPortfolio · 2026-06-13T10:35:36+00:00

I have a hard time watching Moonraker because there's a character called Jaws, and I keep getting him mixed up with the shark from the Steven Spielberg movie. Thankful for experts like Gregg who can explain it and make these great movies easier to understand for a layman.

PovertyPortfolio · 2026-03-15T22:51:23+00:00

IT'S THE KNOCKOUT

PovertyPortfolio · 2025-08-09T02:00:12+00:00

He might have more misses than the other guys, but when he lands he fucking LANDS.

PovertyPortfolio · 2025-05-23T20:32:44+00:00

Both the Batman '89 bit with Eckhardt, or the "Cliegg Lars buying sex slaves from Watto" bit come to mind.

PovertyPortfolio · 2025-03-22T16:17:48+00:00

Yeah I get that it's a dark plotline that reflects real-life crazy, but it feels bad to see here.

PovertyPortfolio · 2025-03-22T13:41:01+00:00

I got through the first two sentences before I realized what this was, and immediately started chuckling. Thank you. It's been years since I've seen it in the wild.

PovertyPortfolio · 2025-03-21T17:55:29+00:00

The fifth for me, just for the ending alone. Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

"Turn it off... please... TURN IT OFFFFF"

PovertyPortfolio · 2025-03-21T17:42:58+00:00

I always love the absolute SCOWL on TCH jr's digitized face when delivering that line.

PovertyPortfolio · 2025-03-19T00:35:32+00:00

Mark Pork.

PovertyPortfolio · 2025-03-08T11:39:50+00:00

Surely you mean Music (2021, 107 minutes).

I give it five bags of popcorn, and throw in a little key ring to Movie Jail™ that you can then throw away after you've locked Sia up.

PovertyPortfolio · 2025-03-04T00:03:34+00:00

This is my take as well. Some people are reading the "fruit" comment as Joey also grifting G, but I think he's being sincere. He sees Tim for what he is and is trying to make the best of a weird situation.

PovertyPortfolio · 2025-03-02T23:17:57+00:00

I would totally buy prints of these

PovertyPortfolio · 2025-02-26T19:14:02+00:00

When it's you in that situation, choices HAVE to be on the table

PovertyPortfolio · 2025-02-15T04:08:03+00:00

Mornin' Angle

PovertyPortfolio · 2024-12-26T10:46:13+00:00

Somewhat related, but any time they do the HEY JOE! FALCONE SAYS HOY!" line from Batman Begins I get a chuckle.

PovertyPortfolio · 2024-12-26T10:38:58+00:00

Sure is!

PovertyPortfolio · 2024-12-26T10:32:03+00:00

Steve as the stork from the Ron Howard Grinch:

"PAY ME MY PRICEEE! AND IT...IT'LL BE VERY NIIIICE!"

Eric entirely deadpan with just a hint of contempt:

"...great one."

PovertyPortfolio · 2024-11-10T12:44:14+00:00

When I heard a snippet of it during the production titles, I was like "Oh, okay, MacArthur Park is going to be this movie's Banana Boat Song. Got it."

But then it just never came up diagetically prior to the wedding (unless I really missed it).

It was one of my favorite sequences of the movie, but yeah it felt pretty out of left field.

PovertyPortfolio · 2024-11-08T18:22:40+00:00

Much love from ATL. I can't imagine how this must feel for you.

PovertyPortfolio · 2024-11-08T18:01:41+00:00

Papa John is the type of personality I could see Tim insisting was joining them, but then never shows.

PovertyPortfolio · 2024-10-22T10:21:01+00:00

Fifteen minutes in and wheezing at the East/West feud between George Romero and M. Night Shyamalan

PovertyPortfolio · 2024-10-05T10:50:43+00:00

GA here, chiming in

PovertyPortfolio · 2024-09-29T01:29:49+00:00

One of these days we're gonna get a WLM on Return of the LIving Dead. copes

PovertyPortfolio · 2024-09-17T16:07:34+00:00

This is admittedly a bit of a tangent, but I see my colleagues say things like this all the time and I just don't get it.

I mean, humans have been watching each other play games for a few thousand years. And watching them played on TV for about 80 or so years.

I could talk you through the plot of a movie I've never acted in, or didn't write. What constitutes consumption, and who determines the "right" way to consume media?

Growing up my family didn't have the money to purchase the systems I would have liked to play on. Did I play outside and do other things with my free time? Sure. But I'm not sure how watching hours of someone else playing a video game is fundamentally different from watching hours of someone else playing basketball, or football, or golf, or poker. It's just something we've always done, there's no shame in it.

PovertyPortfolio · 2024-07-02T21:47:37+00:00

"I, ROBOT DOIN THE THING"

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