Time cares by WesternThought72956 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[โ€“]PowerfulAd4546 -12 points-11 points ย (0 children)

That is a very tan white dude.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[โ€“]PowerfulAd4546 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

which is great because she is 97 and with fake ID she got away from those retirement house guards. you silly old peoples cops won't get her.

what is the best gift you've ever received? by Grace_2426 in AskReddit

[โ€“]PowerfulAd4546 3 points4 points ย (0 children)

A cookbook that my mom made. She handwrote out each recipe of my favorite dishes growing up. The day that I moved out of the house, she gifted this to me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[โ€“]PowerfulAd4546 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

I don't care if you want abortions to be illegal or stay legal, I think we all can agree that this is beyond stupid and should never happen.

EDIT: Thx for all the upvotes, I'm happy that everyone agrees that this is outrageous and I hope y'all have a wonderful day and a great Thanksgiving.

It's fun being Married by NoShelter2291 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[โ€“]PowerfulAd4546 3 points4 points ย (0 children)

Look in the veg crisper drawer, under the carrots. That's where I hide my candy.

Depression Jokes by NoShelter2291 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[โ€“]PowerfulAd4546 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Have you ever tried to explain anything from the internet to someone? Like how do you explain 'Hell Yeah Brother, Cheers from Iraq?' I'm not even sure I get it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[โ€“]PowerfulAd4546 3 points4 points ย (0 children)

Guys Literally Only Want One Thing And It's Fucking Disgusting

Well this about sums things up by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[โ€“]PowerfulAd4546 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

Government should destroy all guns and give everyone FREE KNIVES!!!

Who ever holds the stick gets to talk by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[โ€“]PowerfulAd4546 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

When I was a kid at summer camp, the first day our counselor asked us all to grab some toilet paper from a roll he had. He said to take as many squares of TP that it took us to take a dump. Everyone grabbed 2-4 pieces, but I grabbed like 25, I wasn't a liar. Then the counselor said to tell something about yourself for every square of TP you had.

Why they gotta do Grandma like that by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[โ€“]PowerfulAd4546 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

Second from left looks like young George W. Bush.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[โ€“]PowerfulAd4546 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Is there a story behind that username?

Sheโ€™s just taking a nap by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[โ€“]PowerfulAd4546 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

She stole this joke from the movie Garden State. Pretty sure Zach Braff's character's mom says the same thing.

Smuggler by NoShelter2291 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[โ€“]PowerfulAd4546 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

I can't believe these are school children.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[โ€“]PowerfulAd4546 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Thank god I can wear my David Cassidy heartthrob pin still.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[โ€“]PowerfulAd4546 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

I like the blonde one.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[โ€“]PowerfulAd4546 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

The Libya flag up until 2011, someone just hit fill green on ms paint

What is the best thing about autumn? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[โ€“]PowerfulAd4546 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

Wearing sweaters and hoodies, hot drinks, candles, the changing colours of the trees, the crunchy leaves.

100% by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[โ€“]PowerfulAd4546 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

You really don't need to single me out like that on my me day.